Up in Smoke (1978)

Otto Felix: Motorcycle Cop

Quotes 

• [stoned cop walks up to the van, where Pedro and Man have been trying to switch who's driving] 

  Cop : What do you guys want?

  Pedro : Nothing.

  Cop : Hey, do you mind if I have a, bite of your hot dog?

  Pedro : Huh? No man, here, take the whole thing.

  [the cop takes a huge bite] 

  Pedro : Want some fritos?

  Cop : [through a mouthful of hot dog]  no, this is fine! Thank you! Hey, you fellas have a nice day, okay?

  Man Stoner : Hey man, what was that dude's trip? I mean what was he on, man?

  Pedro : Man, I don't know but I wish we had some of it!