- Mamo: Obviously, eternal life would be wasted on a vulgarian like that man there.
- Arsene Lupin III: That's not true. I eat meat!
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): You can die a hundred more times, it doesn't change a thing. As long as there are either one of you left, I'll keep following you throught the gates of hell!
- Fujiko Mine: [gasps] Lupin?
- Arsene Lupin III: Alas... only what's left of him.
- Fujiko Mine: Hm. What exactly is that supposed to mean?
- Arsene Lupin III: [walks to her with a rose] It means, my dear Fujiko, that you are a rose, and I have been pricked by the thorn of your indifference...
- Fujiko Mine: "The thorn of my indifference?" Oh, brother...
- Arsene Lupin III: [smells the rose] Fatally pricked, and now, almost completely wasted away, my darling.
- Fujiko Mine: [chuckles] Fatally pricked, huh? You gotta love karma!
- Arsene Lupin III: Yet, there is still one thing that could save me.
- Fujiko Mine: What might that be?
- Arsene Lupin III: If your petal-like lips would but caress my own unworthy sad ones, I might yet survive, my love.
- Fujiko Mine: I would, but you know you'd just prick yourself all over again.
- Arsene Lupin III: [throws the rose away] Boy, you're all thorns. And after all I went through to get you that damn Stone!
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): That bum! That rat! He's the real one, all right! So he's still alive, really and truly alive! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I won't die until I get him! I'll never give up! I'll follow you down to Hell, and I'll engrave my name on all your stupid bones!
- Dan Dunn (Daisuke Jigen) (1978 Frontier Dub): So, this is the genuine American navy?
- Samurai (Goemon) (1978 Frontier Dub): It's stupid. This is too unrealistic.
- Dan Dunn (Daisuke Jigen) (1978 Frontier Dub): You and me are the things that are unrealistic.
- [Zenigata discovers Lupin's body in a crypt]
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): Who do you think you are, Count Dracula? Well, I read the book, and Dracula gets his in the end, just like you're gonna get yours. Here! Let me treat you a nice "stake" dinner!
- [stakes the corpse, which promptly explodes]
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Why, Detective Zenigata! Long time no see, Old Man.
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): Lupin! You're dead! Wait a second, that stiff in the coffin, that was you, right?
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): So they say. I'm a little confused myself.
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): They guaranteed that you were deader than a doornail! There wasn't a shadow of a doubt!
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): It's news to me. Frankly, I've never felt better in my life.
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): Well, just hold still a second and we can fix that!
- [swings a piece of wood at Lupin, who dodges, commencing a chase. By the time Zenigata catches up, Lupin has already reached his escape vehicle]
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Hate to cut this short, but dead or alive, I think it's time I got out of here. Now don't forget to write!
- [takes off]
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): Ya little...! I'll be writing "REST IN PEACE" on your tombstone when I'm done with you! That lousy little thief, I knew he was still alive! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You had everyone else falling for it! Not Zenigata! This is one detective you can't shake that easily! This is one guy who will dog your every step to the very gates of Hell!
- Goemon (1995 Streamline dub): This infantile need to prove your virility is humiliating to behold... and dangerous. Your lust for this creature has blinded you to her true nature.
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): [sighs] You're jealous. Both of you.
- Goemon (1995 Streamline dub): I warn you - abandon these indecent cravings for the sake of your soul.
- Jigen (1995 Streamline dub): Save it. You'll never change him by preaching at him, Goemon.
- Goemon (1995 Streamline dub): And you. What kind of friend are you, Jigen? You just encourage him. You treat it as some kind of joke. You're worse than he is.
- Jigen (1995 Streamline dub): Hey, I don't have to listen to this!
- [a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]
- Goemon (1995 Streamline dub): Be careful I don't sink my blade into that hat of yours.
- Jigen (1995 Streamline dub): Yeah? You just try it.
- Goemon (1995 Streamline dub): On second thought, I'd probably hit solid rock.
- Jigen (1995 Streamline dub): All this just to bag the two of us. Boy, with the Cold War over, things must be pretty slow.
- Goemon (1995 Streamline dub): We can thank Lupin for getting us into this.
- Jigen (1995 Streamline dub): Life'd sure be dull without him, wouldn't it?
- Mamo: [shows off the people he's cloned] This is the work of 10,000 years. A masterwork, if I say so myself. The leading lights of science, philosophy, art. All under one roof, and all are perfectly real!
- Arsene Lupin III: Hm! So, sort of a Noah's Ark?
- Mamo: Let's just say that if you've never given any thought about the world, starting now would either be a particularly good idea, or a pathetically pointless one, if you catch my drift, Mr. Lupin.
- Arsene Lupin III: Uh?
- Mamo: Because the time is nigh, Mr. Lupin, but sadly the guest list is... quite short. Only the elite of history's most brilliant and beautiful people!
- Arsene Lupin III: Oh, uh... I'm sorry to hear that.
- [laughs hysterically]
- Mamo: I imagine you are.
- Arsene Lupin III: No, I mean, it's just after all that work... an ugly, demented gnome like you isn't even eligible!
- Arsene Lupin III: [after being attacked by a thug with a mallet] Steroids have completely ruined croquet!
- Fujiko Mine: [about Lupin and Zenigata] You'd never know they were sworn enemies.
- Daisuke Jigen: Like you and him, minus the masochism.
- Arsene Lupin III: I don't believe it!
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): [laughing] Serves you right, lover boy!
- [an explosion occurs behind the two men, causing them to fall over]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Ow.
- [They get up and exchange glances]
- Arsene Lupin III: Shall we?
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Let's go, buddy!
- Arsene Lupin III: Hey look who's got his game face on!
- [Goemon slices the helicopter's blades in mid air. The action freezes for a moment as Goemon reflects on the fact that the steel-cutter has only cut steel]
- Goemon Ishikawa: An unworthy target defiles the weapon.
- Daisuke Jigen: I have a sinking feeling about this.
- Arsene Lupin III: You just gave me a great idea, buddy.
- Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Hey! You two keep your immorality away from me! Hey! Absolutely no way! Aye yi yi, no, don't what the...
- Inspector Koichi Zenigata: It doesn't matter if you die a hundred times, that's not the point! As long as Lupin exists, I'm obliged to pursue him.
- Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Lupin, you should get arrested in the country of Arsene Lupin! It would promote friendly relations between France and Japan!
- Arsène Lupin III: Aye yi yi she's awful.
- Inspector Koichi Zenigata: [laughing] That's how women are!
- [an explosion causes the two men to jump in fright and send them falling forward]
- Arsène Lupin III: Pops!
- Inspector Koichi Zenigata: So, let's get away for now!
- [With their arms around each other's shoulders, they start to run]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Ah son of a bitch!
- Arsene Lupin III: Hey Pops, take it easy, exercise can be awfully dangerous at your age ya know!
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Shut up you!
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Lupin! Lupin! Don't you know you're supposed to be dead?
- Arsene Lupin III: So it seems, and that's what's been troubling me.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: The thing I can't stand is that secret indecent intention of yours!
- Daisuke Jigen: Forget it. That's one thing you can never cure.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: And just what are you to Lupin? If you were a true friend, you should have cured his immoral habit years ago!
- Daisuke Jigen: Don't get hysterical, you crazy man!
- [a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I've been wanting to cut that hat of yours.
- Daisuke Jigen: Hmm? What's that mean?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I want to see if you're hiding a bald head!
- Daisuke Jigen: Well, now! Wanna fight?
- Mamo: Look at this man, Fujiko! This is the man you want to spend the rest of eternity with? This ignorant fool who laughs like a hyena at his own impending doom?
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Okay, there's no need to get personal...
- Mamo: I refuse to grant the gift of immortality to one so unworthy!
- Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub): Well, if that's the way you want to be, you can just count me out, too!
- Mamo: Fujiko!
- Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub): What's the point of being forever young and lovely? It's no fun if I have to sit by and watch him getting old and shriveled up!
- Goemon Ishikawa: Bad enough that your infantile addiction to this woman has consistently rendered you an unreliable business partner. But even now, as she conspires with others to have us killed, you continue to defend her! It shows that...
- Arsene Lupin III: Please. Go on. Shows what?
- Goemon Ishikawa: ...that you are a weak man of no conviction and no honour.
- Daisuke Jigen: Come on. You're being a little too harsh, aren't you, Goemon?
- Goemon Ishikawa: It is only natural for you to defend the actions of Lupin, especially since you are responsible for some of his sins as well.
- Daisuke Jigen: What? Why, you pious jerk!
- Goemon Ishikawa: What?
- [a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]
- Goemon Ishikawa: I've always wanted to slash that ridiculous hat of yours!
- Daisuke Jigen: Huh? What was that?
- Arsene Lupin III: Guys, come on!
- Goemon Ishikawa: It's probably hiding a bald spot as big as your ass!
- Daisuke Jigen: Now that's it!
- Arsene Lupin III: Hey, wait! Come on! Look! You're right, OK? I'll turn over a brand new leaf! The woman is history! Word of honor! Now shake hands, and let's move on, OK?... I said let's go, alright, guys?
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Get back here! LUPIN! What the hell are you up to?
- Arsene Lupin III: Oh, I'd say... at least several hundred feet, with any luck. See ya!
- [takes off]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): What the hell? Hey! HEY!
- Arsene Lupin III: [chuckles] Bye! Catch you later!
- Goemon (1996 Manga dub): A samurai warrior cannot work for a female. You accepted the commission to steal the stone for her only because you like the look of her ass. The wise man has said, "nice asses turn men into asses."
- Wolf (Lupin) (1996 Manga dub): True... that sure was a wise guy.
- Goemon (1996 Manga dub): Your degenerate mockery is getting dangerously irritating!
- Jigen (1996 Manga dub): Goemon, you ain't gonna get anywhere, so give up like I have.
- Goemon (1996 Manga dub): And do you dare to represent yourself as his friend? Willingness to amputate without ether is the test of friendship, and you have failed it!
- Jigen (1996 Manga dub): God, you're such a boring schmuck!
- [a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]
- Goemon (1996 Manga dub): The time has come for me to slice off your hat!
- Jigen (1996 Manga dub): Mm? Just try!
- Goemon (1996 Manga dub): We shall see how little brain you have underneath it!
- Jigen (1996 Manga dub): Okay! Try your luck!
- Fujiko Mine: [referring to Mamo's promise of eternal life] I can't believe it. It was all a lie!
- Arsene Lupin III: Maybe it wasn't. I think he was researching immortality...
- Daisuke Jigen: He's just another wacky old rich guy.
- Arsene Lupin III: Or a clone.
- Daisuke Jigen: Say what?
- Arsene Lupin III: You said it yourself. The guy had the bucks to pull anything off! Technologically, it's not a big deal anymore. Just a little dab of DNA'll do ya, and theoretically, if you repeat the process over and over again, you - or, successive copies of you - could live forever.
- Daisuke Jigen: Well, it certainly would explain the mystery of your dear departed doppelganger...
- Arsene Lupin III: And a single strand of my hair is really all anybody would have needed to do it.
- Daisuke Jigen: Anybody with a few billion dollars to play with...
- Daisuke Jigen: Don't be a friggin' idiot!
- Arsene Lupin III: That's just it... I'd be an idiot if I didn't go!
- Daisuke Jigen: The world is full of women, Lupin!
- Arsene Lupin III: It's lousy with women. But not with love.
- Mamo: The process has its limitations.
- Fujiko Mine: Limits?
- [Over in a hallway, Lupin talks to a dying older Mamo clone]
- Mamo: The transfer of the chromosomal data is never accomplished with complete fidelity. There are... anomalies, infinitesimally small in each case, but the cumulative effect of such - chaotic - pollution... can be observed after only a dozen or so generations, and what you see before you is a 130th generation facsimile. I am but a faint, distorted echo of myself.
- Arsene Lupin III: But you were always distorted by your obsession.
- Mamo: But is it not... everyone's obsession?
- [Lupin finishes the food while Fujiko sleeps]
- Arsene Lupin III: Typical! You all want to be the center of a guy's universe. But as soon as he actually acts like it, it's "Oh, I didn't mean like that. I mean, adoring me is fine, but wanting me's kind of icky."
- [He finishes the food and throws down the pan, grabbing a hatchet]
- Arsene Lupin III: Well... we can drivel about love vs. desire all night. But I think... we can both agree that you drive me crazy!
- [He slashes at Fujiko's door with the hatchet]
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin, what are you...?
- [Lupin breaks the door down completely and laughs maniacally]
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin, now just...!
- [Lupin throws off Fujiko's cover and jumps straight out of his underwear, diving up and over in an arc at Fujiko. As he goes in for the landing, he finds himself getting woozy. He lands on the ground beside Fujiko, completely nude. Fujiko gently shakes him]
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin? Lupin!
- [She realizes he's fast asleep and picks up the medicine bottle she used to drug his food]
- Fujiko Mine: I didn't know this stuff was so damn potent.
- [Lupin begins to snore softly. Fujiko takes out a transmitter from her bra]
- Fujiko Mine: This is all for your own good, lover.
- Arsène Lupin III: Now I'll resort to more aggressive means!
- [He batters down Fujiko's door with an ax and approaches her. He leaps straight out of his underwear and dives in an arc at her. As he goes in for the landing, he finds himself getting hazy. He lands beside her with a crash that nearly crushes his ribcage and pelvis and lies face down, completely naked]
- Fujiko Mine: [shaking him] Lupin! Lupin!
- [She realizes he's fast asleep and picks up the medicine bottle]
- Fujiko Mine: I didn't know this medicine was so strong.
- [She takes a transmitter out of her bra and turns it on]
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin, this is all for your own good.
- [Jigen sees Lupin going to confront Mamo and shoots a can at his feet]
- Daisuke Jigen: [voice filled with desperation] Don't go, Lupin!
- Arsène Lupin III: [while staring ahead] My dream was stolen. I have to get it back.
- Daisuke Jigen: Your dream is that woman?
- [Lupin turns to face Jigen and smiles]
- Arsène Lupin III: You are so traditional. You really are.
- [He continues walking. Jigen stands in shock and watches him go]
- [Lupin scrapes the leftovers from the pan while Fujiko sleeps]
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Oh, this is great. Just terrific! Acting like it's all my fault. 'Scuse me, lady, but you were the one who started it! "Oh, at last, we're all alone together, just you and me." What was I supposed to think, you wanted to play Chinese checkers?
- [He eats the last of the food, then throws the pan to the ground and grabs a hatchet]
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Finished dinner... Now I could use a little strawberry tart for dessert.
- [He slashes at Fujiko's bedroom door and breaks it down. He jumps into Fujiko's room, giggling, and jumps out of his underwear in an arc at Fujiko. As he goes in for the landing, he finds himself getting woozy]
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Oh... dear.
- [He lands on the ground face down, stark naked]
- Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub): Lupin?
- [She shakes him]
- Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub): Lupin! Oh, I hope I didn't give him too much.
- [She picks up a medicine bottle]
- Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub): Boy, these drops work even faster than I thought. He'll never trust my cooking again.
- [Lupin begins to snore softly. Fujiko gets out a transmitter from her bra and turns it on]
- Mamo (1995 Streamline dub): [over the transmitter] Fujiko, my lovely. Done so soon?
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): That thief can't get away from me. I'll track him down, even if I have to play nursemaid to a barnacle to do it.
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Come on, hand it...
- [He lunges at Mamo, who steps onto thin air]
- Mamo: Men like you never trust what they cannot see.
- [He walks further along the air]
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Oh, yeah?
- [He gingerly tests the thin air and finds that it's re-inforced glass. He edges onto it, then laughs]
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Okay, pal. Enough of the sight gags.
- [He falls and lands on the ground]
- [Fujiko freezes Lupin with a spray. He stands, mouth frozen open]
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Fujiko, what did you just do?
- Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub): Don't worry, it'll wear off.
- [She flippantly places a kiss on his lower lip and walks away]
- Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub): Thanks for the jewel!
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Hey, wait! What about our date? Hey!
- [He falls over]
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): Hey, you there! Nobody make a move! You're all under arrest!
- Jigen (1995 Streamline dub): [picking up the unconscious Lupin] Let's get outta here!
- [the gang heads for the docks]
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): Oh no you don't! You're not getting away that easy!
- [the gang loads Lupin into a motorboat and Jigen starts it]
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): I'm warning you! You'll never get away from me!
- [the speedboat is tied to a coil of rope. Zenigata laughs triumphantly]
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): I thought you simple-minded crooks might try something like this! I'm ready for ya!
- [He finds to his astonishment that the rope is tied to the wrong rowboat]
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): Not again! Why me? What's a guy gotta do to get a break around here?
- [He starts to row, but the yacht on the other side of the dock explodes, sending Zenigata into the water. He surfaces and sees some planes dropping bombs into the water]
- Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub): Oh, sh...
- [He panics and dives. The bombs hit the water and explode. Zenigata clings to a shell, screaming like a little girl]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Okay, you guys! Everybody freeze!
- [He runs towards the gang]
- Daisuke Jigen: [picking up the unconscious Lupin] Hey, come on! Let's go!
- [the gang heads for the docks]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Hey! I said, freeze, damn it! Just freeze!
- [Jigen loads Lupin into a speedboat and Fujiko and Goemon get in with him]
- Fujiko Mine: Jigen, get us out of here!
- Daisuke Jigen: What do you think I'm doing?
- [Jigen starts the speedboat and drives off]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Stop in the name of the law!
- [Jigen doesn't seem to notice that the speedboat is tied to a rowboat with a long piece of rope]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Oh, yeah?
- [He gets into the rowboat on his left]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): You guys think you're so smart, but this time I'm way ahead of ya!
- [the rowboat on his right takes off, tied to the speedboat]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): But... How in the hell...? I can't believe it! I'm not beat yet, you hear?
- [He starts to row, when the yacht on the right hand side of the dock explodes, sending Zenigata into the water. He surfaces and screams as he sees planes dropping bombs into the water]
- Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub): Oh, no!
- [He squeals and dives back into the water. The bombs explode. Zenigata clings to a shell, screaming like a little girl]
- Mamo: Feeling suicidal, are we? I don't blame you. Just to show you no hard feelings, I will tell you: it was your clone they hanged in Transylvania. So you're the real Lupin. Now you may die with peace of mind.
- [He fires a barrage of lasers at Lupin. Lupin holds up the end of the Zantetsuken and deflects the lasers, hitting Mamo squarely in the face. The midget staggers around in pain]
- Lupin (1995 Streamline dub): Goemon... I owe you one.
- Arsene Lupin III: Ah, let your hat go, Jigen. It's time you started to look a little hipper anyway.
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, like I'm gonna take fashion tips from a guy who dresses like a circus ringmaster.
- Goemon Ishikawa: I... have failed.
- Daisuke Jigen: Are you crazy? You just saved our butts! The friggin' sword can be repaired.
- Goemon Ishikawa: No, Jigen. The sword broke because... I am not worthy to wield it.