Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978 TV Movie)

Paul Stanley: Star Child

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Quotes 

• Guard : He's the one, almost tore my arm off!

  Star Child : Highly improbable.

  Cat Man : Not our Demon.

  Space Ace : Hi, Curly!

  Sneed : Cut the clowning - if you'd rather deal with the police?

  The Demon : [Growls] 

• Guard : It was him!

  Guard : Or his twin.

  Cat Man : Gene's brother was an only child.

  Star Child : Easy, Catman, they are serious.

  Space Ace : And they've got guns!

• Star Child : You're looking for someone, but it's not KISS.

  Melissa : Yes. My fiance, Sam. He was taking pictures of you.

  Sneed : There are dozens of photographers out there. How could anyone ever...?

  Star Child : [Paul raises his hand to cut Sneed off]  He was here.

  Sneed : This is ridiculous.

  The Demon : [Growls] 

  Star Child : Sam's still in the park.

• Melissa : Unreal! I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?

  Space Ace : Beethoven's Fifth.

  [laughs] 

  The Demon : It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.

  Melissa : Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?

  Star Child : With out them, no powers.

  Cat Man : We're just ordinary human beings.

  The Demon : Not quite ordinary.

  Melissa : Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman.

  Star Child : But they do, they just haven't realized it.

  Abner Devereaux : You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary.

  [Walks over to the clone Demon] 

  Abner Devereaux : Soon, will be the less, than ordinary.

  [Tests the Demon out, and gets startled with the fire breathe] 

  Abner Devereaux : All of you.

• Star Child : Does everybody feel good?

  [audience goes crazy] 

  Star Child : Are you ready for the real KISS?

  [audience goes even more crazy] 

  Star Child : Are you ready to rock and roll?

  [audience goes even *more* crazy] 

  Star Child : All right then. Let's go.

• Cat Man : Weird type of person. I wonder who could've done it?

  Star Child : Good question, Cat Man. What do you compute, Space Ace?

  Space Ace : Insufficient data at the moment, Star Child.

  Cat Man : We better look into it.

  The Demon : [growls] 

• Star Child : Hi, Melissa.

  Melissa : How did you know my name?

  Cat Man : He's just showing off.

  Space Ace : A little "Star Power" doesn't hurt either.

• Star Child : He's sweating the possibility that we might pull out. He's just plain sweating.

• Star Child : We've got to find Devereaux.

  Cat Man : That's good with me, Star Child. I'm down to my last few lives.

• Cat Man : It seems a little too quiet if you ask me.

  Space Ace : Well, why didn't you say so?

  [singing] 

  Space Ace : She wants a rocket ride, she...

  [KISS sees Robot Sam] 

  Star Child : It's Sam.

  Space Ace : I wonder what his trip is.

  The Demon : His trip's a trap.

  Cat Man : Let's bring it.

• The Demon : [Growls] 

  Star Child : It must be feeding time for The Demon.

• Star Child : [while fighting Frankenstein]  I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

  Abner Devereaux : Believe it? Yes, you can believe it.

  [Shoots Cat Man's talisman with the ray gun] 

• Star Child : Ahoy, mates, the ownership approaches.

  Cat Man : Aye, me bucko, with his scurvy crew steaming close behind, and I do mean steaming.

• Star Child : Gene's clean.

  Cat Man : A pussycat, almost.

  Space Ace : Ack!

  Sneed : This isn't funny!