Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978 TV Movie)

Deborah Ryan: Melissa

Quotes 

• Star Child : You're looking for someone, but it's not KISS.

  Melissa : Yes. My fiance, Sam. He was taking pictures of you.

  Sneed : There are dozens of photographers out there. How could anyone ever...?

  Star Child : [Paul raises his hand to cut Sneed off]  He was here.

  Sneed : This is ridiculous.

  The Demon : [Growls] 

  Star Child : Sam's still in the park.

• Melissa : Unreal! I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?

  Space Ace : Beethoven's Fifth.

  [laughs] 

  The Demon : It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.

  Melissa : Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?

  Star Child : With out them, no powers.

  Cat Man : We're just ordinary human beings.

  The Demon : Not quite ordinary.

  Melissa : Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman.

  Star Child : But they do, they just haven't realized it.

  Abner Devereaux : You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary.

  [Walks over to the clone Demon] 

  Abner Devereaux : Soon, will be the less, than ordinary.

  [Tests the Demon out, and gets startled with the fire breathe] 

  Abner Devereaux : All of you.

• Melissa : [explaining to KISS about kissing Robot Sam]  It wasn't Sam! It wasn't Sam, but it looked so much like him. And then, oh, then when I touched him...

  The Demon : What exactly did he say?

  Melissa : He didn't say anything.

  The Demon : [low growl] 

• Star Child : Hi, Melissa.

  Melissa : How did you know my name?

  Cat Man : He's just showing off.

  Space Ace : A little "Star Power" doesn't hurt either.

• Abner Devereaux : I'm sorry, my dear, this is a restricted area. Only authorized personel are permitted.

  Melissa : Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for Mr. Devereaux.

  Abner Devereaux : I'm Mr. Devereaux.

  Melissa : Oh, well, I'm looking for Sam Farrell. I was told you might be able to help me.

  Abner Devereaux : Well, perhaps I can. I'll activate the elevator mechanism. You step inside.

• Melissa : But you must, Mr. Devereaux. Sam never harmed you, neither did I. I'm sorry for you. GIVE HIM BACK TO ME!

• Sneed : We've got close to 2,000 employees here, miss. What with turnover and part time...

  Melissa : But you must know him, he works for someone named "Abner."

  Guard : Oh, Abner Devereaux.

  Sneed : Maybe so, but every time I see Abner, he's got someone new working for him.

  Melissa : This Abner Devereaux, where can I find him?

  Sneed : His workshop's located under the Sky Tower.

  Melissa : You mean underground?

  Guard : Yeah. *Way* underground.