Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978 TV Movie)

Anthony Zerbe: Abner Devereaux

Quotes 

• Melissa : Unreal! I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?

  Space Ace : Beethoven's Fifth.

  [laughs] 

  The Demon : It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.

  Melissa : Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?

  Star Child : With out them, no powers.

  Cat Man : We're just ordinary human beings.

  The Demon : Not quite ordinary.

  Melissa : Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman.

  Star Child : But they do, they just haven't realized it.

  Abner Devereaux : You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary.

  [Walks over to the clone Demon] 

  Abner Devereaux : Soon, will be the less, than ordinary.

  [Tests the Demon out, and gets startled with the fire breathe] 

  Abner Devereaux : All of you.

• Abner Devereaux : I'm sorry, my dear, this is a restricted area. Only authorized personel are permitted.

  Melissa : Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for Mr. Devereaux.

  Abner Devereaux : I'm Mr. Devereaux.

  Melissa : Oh, well, I'm looking for Sam Farrell. I was told you might be able to help me.

  Abner Devereaux : Well, perhaps I can. I'll activate the elevator mechanism. You step inside.

• Abner Devereaux : You will regret this day.

• Abner Devereaux : I will destroy you! All of you... and you, you KISS will be my instrument!

• The Demon : [while being choked by the Mummy]  This dead man won't die!

  Abner Devereaux : You are addressing me, Demon? Hmm?

  [Shooting Star Child's talisman, with the ray gun] 

  Abner Devereaux : Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

• Abner Devereaux : Armageddon is coming to this park tonight.

  Cat Man : We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group.

• Star Child : [while fighting Frankenstein]  I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

  Abner Devereaux : Believe it? Yes, you can believe it.

  [Shoots Cat Man's talisman with the ray gun] 

• Abner Devereaux : Hold it. That's enough of that. Not in this park.

  Dirty Dee : You talking to us?

  Slime : What's your beef? You a cop?

  Dirty Dee : It's cool. Chopper and Slime don't hurt nobody, 'less they want to.

  Abner Devereaux : Fun is fun, but that's carrying things...

  Slime : Just who are you anyway, old man?

  Abner Devereaux : I happen to be...

  Slime : Who do you happen to be? Huh?

  Calvin Richards : I'll tell you who he is. He built this park and I run it. Now if you can't control yourselves, you'll be out of this park before you get in. Sneed, you and your men keep tabs on these three.

• Abner Devereaux : Why try to argue science with a book keeper.

• Abner Devereaux : Simon is a very delicate creature. It took nearly a year and $30,000 to perfect him

  Chopper : C'mon. Perfection? You call some baboon doing a herky-jerky perfection?