Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978 TV Movie)

Brion James: Guard

Quotes 

• Guard : It was him!

  Guard : Or his twin.

  Cat Man : Gene's brother was an only child.

  Star Child : Easy, Catman, they are serious.

  Space Ace : And they've got guns!

• Sneed : They're avoiding us.

  Calvin Richards : With a look like that, your mother would avoid you.

  Guard , Guard : [laughs] 

  Sneed : There are plenty of openings on the graveyard shift.

  Guard : Maybe they're taking a swim.

  Sneed : Rock 'n' rollers don't bathe.

• Sneed : We've got close to 2,000 employees here, miss. What with turnover and part time...

  Melissa : But you must know him, he works for someone named "Abner."

  Guard : Oh, Abner Devereaux.

  Sneed : Maybe so, but every time I see Abner, he's got someone new working for him.

  Melissa : This Abner Devereaux, where can I find him?

  Sneed : His workshop's located under the Sky Tower.

  Melissa : You mean underground?

  Guard : Yeah. *Way* underground.