Blood Sucking Freaks (1976)

Seamus O'Brien: Sardu

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Quotes 

• Master Sardu : Her mouth shall make an interesting urinal!

• [torturing a girl on the rack] 

  Master Sardu : This will go far beyond every STRETCH of the imagination.

• [after sawing a naked woman's hand off] 

  Master Sardu : Oh yes! Now we're getting the proper reaction.

• [Before opening night at the theatre] 

  Master Sardu : Ralphus, break a leg.

  Ralphus : Whose, Master?

• Ralphus : Is she dead, master?

  Master Sardu : Not quite.

  Ralphus : If she died, no new show.

  Master Sardu : I know, idiot.

• Master Sardu : Well, how's our little patient today?

  Natasha D'Natalie : I won't dance.

  Master Sardu : Enough of that. Time to recoup your energy. Ralphus has made some chicken soup for you.

  [feeding Natasha] 

  Master Sardu : There. He made it especially for you.

  Natasha D'Natalie : Mmm.

  Master Sardu : Delicious?

  Ralphus : My mother taught me. I used the whole chicken. The secret is cooking it alive.

• [While playing a game with Ralphus] 

  Master Sardu : How often to I have to tell you, I'm brown, your white!

• Master Sardu : Don't you dare ruin my dinner!