Acapulco Gold (1976)

Robert Lansing: Carl Solborg

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• American Counsel : Not everybody hears what is true we have been criticized but we do are best, and these days were making an extra effort to make certain that you won't make any complaints when you get home in the unlikely event that you do.

  Ralph Hollio : What!

  American Counsel : Do want to know what the Mexican Law does to Heroin smugglers.

  Ralph Hollio : Yeah, yeah, I very much like to know that?

  Ralph Hollio : Forty years, that's right forty as they say odious amigo.

  Ralph Hollio : Ah come on listen there's got to something I could do right.

  American Counsel : Well first we can start out by filling in these forms.

  Ralph Hollio : But Jesus I am innocent don't you understand can't you get it through your thick head I am innocent this is a frame up.

  American Counsel : Do you know what they call it Mr. Hollio.

  Ralph Hollio : Oh!

  Ralph Hollio : Tough Kitty!

  Ralph Hollio : Uh!

  Crowd in Bar : Yeah!

  George : Have you see Captain Solborg around?

  Drunk in Bar : Games Solborgo

  George : Games Soloborgo domeo stoge Huh.

  Drunk in Bar : Okay!

  Carl Solborg : I am not asking a for you do anything that you have done before as I impartibly do something dangerous but where's your since of venture as come from the ocean, and been through the drink I can take a street car as I like pickled pigs feet.

  Crowd in Bar : Yeah!

  Carl Solborg : Hi Ho Burl, Woah!

  Drunk in Bar : Solborgo!

  Carl Solborg : Good I havens through the light of me, and in front of me. Now you got to give me a drink don't give that shit!

  Crowd in Bar : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Hi Ho Burl.

  Juan The Bartender : Waiter get it out of here Solborgo.

• Crowd in Bar : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Alright Juan, I want for me, and one for me Burl, Ahhhh I got it, hi ho Burl. Ahh alright the drink but I need a new liver, ah Jesus this is it the Himalayas partner Aretha alright Puerto Varas weeks ago.

  Mexican Police Officers : What's is this take it easy.

  Carl Solborg : I don't want to sue, what is this you do this for the weekend that a full track of sleep oh gees.

  Sally Cantrell : Ha ha ha ha! Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  George : I'm sorry Mr. Frye but that stupid Solborg got himself arrested.

  Morgan Frye : For What?

  George : He got drunk, he rode his mule through Juan's bar.

  Sally Cantrell : Oh, ha ha, he's so dumb, ha ha.

  Morgan Frye : George go down, and bail him out, and take him to the boat.

  Morgan Frye : Yes Sir, Mr. Frye.

  Morgan Frye : Ah!

  Sally Cantrell : Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Ah Forty, forty years sure.

  Carl Solborg : You ain't never gonna to make it.

  Ralph Hollio : Oh thanks, thanks a lot.

  Carl Solborg : Oh what did you do?

  Ralph Hollio : What you believe I didn't do a got dam thing.

  Mexican Cellmate , Mexican Cellmate : Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Oh sure we got us a smack dealer.

  Ralph Hollio : I am not a smack dealer man, I am an insurance agent I was on my way home from vacation at airport, and all of a sudden I had this doll full of heroin just thrust into my arms god dam nun.

  Mexican Cellmate , Mexican Cellmate : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Ha ha ha ha! Jesus.

  Ralph Hollio : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Is that the truth?

• Carl Solborg : Yeah, yeah it's true man.

  Carl Solborg : Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Hey there what do you do anyway?

  Carl Solborg : I rode a Burl into a bar.

  Ralph Hollio , Mexican Cellmate , Mexican Cellmate : Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Why, why did you do that?

  Carl Solborg : Because it was there.

  Ralph Hollio : I see but the, you are in jail you know.

  Carl Solborg : I got some cruising on all the Burl tours.

  Ralph Hollio : Because I have been on the all Fiesta tours myself.

  Carl Solborg : It looks we winded up in the same place.

  Ralph Hollio : What, what do you do anyway, what do you really do?

  Carl Solborg : I don't do much of anything, and once I like to cruise out on a charter boat.

  Ralph Hollio : Really, what your name anyways?

  Carl Solborg : Solborg!

  Ralph Hollio : Wait are you Carl, Carl Solborg.

  Carl Solborg : Yeah!

  Ralph Hollio : You won America's cup award exactly two years ago.

  Carl Solborg : Yeah, that's right.

  Ralph Hollio : Hey man you were the greatest, very glad to know you, how are you doing.

  Carl Solborg : Ha ha ha ha! Okay! Why are you a sailor?

  Ralph Hollio : Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have been sailing since I was ten.

  Carl Solborg : Maybe will sail together sometime.

  Ralph Hollio : With you I'd consider that a real offer, yes sir I really would.

  Carl Solborg : Yes.

• Ralph Hollio : Right!

  Officer Paco : Senor Captain, you have been just release.

  Ralph Hollio : Me!

  Carl Solborg : No he means me.

  Ralph Hollio : Yes of course.

  Carl Solborg : Oh Ralph, I think I'm sprung.

  Carl Solborg : Ow, oh god.

  Ralph Hollio : Hear you go.

  Carl Solborg : Owww oh, odious senor.

  Ralph Hollio : Good luck there.

  Carl Solborg : Ow, Jesus, what do you want with me?

  George : The question is Captain can you sober up long enough to sail.

  Carl Solborg : I don't who's your boss?

  George : A man with a boat, and this boat has the best gear that money can buy Captain.

  Carl Solborg : How the hell would you know?

  Morgan Frye : He knows Captain because I told him it's the best am I wrong.

  Carl Solborg : Man she's alright.

  Morgan Frye : My name is Morgan Frye, I would like you to sail to Hawaii.

  Carl Solborg : Why?

  Morgan Frye : I saw you win the cup, I'll never forget the series ever your the best, I have to have this boat in Hawaii in twenty one days, I can't sail I need someone who can.

  Carl Solborg : What are you running?

  Morgan Frye : What?

  Carl Solborg : What do you got on the boat, what are you smuggling, and what do you think I am an idiot.

  Morgan Frye : Yes Captain, I think you are, and not two many people get a second chance you just threw yours away.

  Carl Solborg : But Mr. Frye.

• Sally Cantrell : Just a minute, but Morgan you can understand him being suspicious, Captain listen to me there's nothing on the boat it's true look around.

  Carl Solborg : But Mr. Frye your a man, and just pulled me out of jail for drunk and disorderly resisting arrest, and where the hell else they had on me that costed you a little bit of money, and now want me to handle your great big beautiful boat., and I would just like to understand why you are so anxious, and so generous.

  Morgan Frye : I realize that I'm taking a calculated risk Captain but you're the only experience skipper in Malabar do you want the job, and I'll tell you what you look over the whole boat carefully if you find anything distress a few deep sex it.

  Carl Solborg : Alright I'll need one person crew.

  Morgan Frye : George I think you'll find him primitively efficient.

  Carl Solborg : A huh, how would you like to spend three weeks with George he is a bundle mischief, and what are you doing for the next two weeks.

  Morgan Frye : Ms. Cantrell is leaving with me tomorrow.

  Carl Solborg : Alright, then I'll find my own crew.

  Morgan Frye : Captain excuse me this is a rather expensive conveyance.

  Carl Solborg : But Mr Frye I don't want to steal your boat but I would like sail now does aerial flint over here know the difference between a fore stay and a jock strap.

  Morgan Frye : Ha ha ha ha! What's your price?

  Carl Solborg : Two dollars a mile.

  Morgan Frye : That's five thousand dollars your robbing me but I'll give a dollar a mile.

  Carl Solborg : Okay, I'll take it, but I'll need a little bit of advance I need to get my laundry, then my watch fixed, and then my first mate.

  Morgan Frye : Sally do you got any cash?

  Sally Cantrell : Yes!

  Morgan Frye : Can you sail tomorrow?

  Carl Solborg : If this bot is in shape we can sail tonight, well George is going to need a glass of water. I mean all of the women, every single hooker I have slept with in the past six months in Malabar your the one I love I mean it, I really mean it.

  Consuela : Bullshit Solborgo!

  Carl Solborg : Jesus woman your a hooker but I love you, but I'm asking you to do anything practically big, it's not practically dangerous, it no place you haven't been before, it's nothing you haven't done, but Jesus woman your getting, but you live your whole without having anything risk, but where is your soul, where's your heart, and humanity.

  Consuela : Double the money.

  Carl Solborg : Huh, I'll give you a counsel man.

  Mexican Cellmates : Paco, Hey Paco, Paco Parquito, all men are brothers Paco, come on knock, knock at your door.

  Officer Paco : You shut up!

  Carl Solborg : We rain on you.

• Officer Paco : You shut up, it's after midnight.

  Carl Solborg : I know listen Paco I'm leaving tomorrow on a boat, and I want to say odious amigo.

  Officer Paco : I want to Hi.

  Carl Solborg : I want to say galaxies amigo things are alright, okay listen you know you Consuela.

  Consuela , Ramona : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : An now you know Ramona, and now were going to have a little party.

  Consuela , Ramona : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Oh bigot, listen now I'm going to tell you something Paco, I mean this is a game because you are a cop, and I am a con but who is a criminal, and who is the victim ha now you got to choose ombre.

  Officer Paco : Then I choose Consuela.

  Carl Solborg , Consuela , Ramona , Mexican Cellmates : Ha ha ha ha! Ohhhhh! Ha ha ha ha!

  Mexican Cellmates : Come on Paco open it, come on were going to get even, alright I mean it.

  Carl Solborg : Okay drink, okay.

  Carl Solborg , Consuela , Ramona , Mexican Cellmates : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Alright, your pretty feisty, hey Ralph, Ralph.

  Ralph Hollio : Yes!

  Carl Solborg : I got Paco right outside, Paco listen.

  Officer Paco : Alright!

  Carl Solborg : Hey, hey listen to me, hey you don't leave me alone shh, this is a legitimate conversation but there is only one difference this is going to be a general converse visit so what to got to know there uh hi here you go suck on it. Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Hey Paco, that woman she's married to this man Paco.

  Carl Solborg : Hey that's right high your not going to let him go away say it go now.

  Consuela , Ramona : Oh no, ah.

  Ralph Hollio : Let's attend the party in here come on.

  Officer Paco : Ah no glorious.

  Carl Solborg , Consuela : Ah Paco, hey come on, um hum, ha ha ha ha! You have fun dancing. Hey! Hey Paco, listen. Ah! People with all know.

  Ramona : Ah Paco!

• Consuela , Ramona : Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Mam! aw some congratulations sir.

  Consuela : Alright!

  Carl Solborg : The party starts here sure. Ha ha ha ha! Alright Rock uh good.

  Consuela : Ummm!

  Ralph Hollio : I Went to a party at the county jail.

  Carl Solborg : Come on let's go.

  Ralph Hollio : Were going to make it.

  Carl Solborg : Were going to be casting off.

  Ralph Hollio : Okay!

  George : I think we bought us some trouble Solborg's first mate is the same guy I saw busted the airport the stories right there in the paper on top of that he Captain broke him out of jail.

  Morgan Frye : So we go ourselves a convict drug felon on board ah wonderful.

  George : Do you want I to go after him.

  Sally Cantrell : You going to have a lot of trouble with Solborg, and who's going to sail your boat.

  Morgan Frye : Now we just got to make sure that we're on the docks when are ship comes in.

  Ralph Hollio : Woo wee! I looks really great huh! You know I have been watching that compass all night long, and I can't help but notice that were heading on a course straight west without changing where are we going anyway?

  Carl Solborg : Sure were going to the states.

  Ralph Hollio : What do you mean where going to the states, and how are we going there by the way of Japan.

  Carl Solborg : Why don't you go below, and find some Scotch then pull all of the charts for course in Hawaii in three weeks to Kahana Bay.

  Ralph Hollio : Kahana Bay!

  Carl Solborg : Well Hawaii is the states you know.

  Herb : Woah! Ha ha ha ha!

  Doris : You got him Herb keep him steady, and can I get you anything, a tuna fish sandwich, I got tuna, bologna, and some nice lean corn beef.

  Herb : Water, and no talk.

  Doris : Right, Herb, right. Herb, Herb!