Acapulco Gold (1976)

Sharon Aquino: Consuela

Quotes 

• Sally Cantrell : Just a minute, but Morgan you can understand him being suspicious, Captain listen to me there's nothing on the boat it's true look around.

  Carl Solborg : But Mr. Frye your a man, and just pulled me out of jail for drunk and disorderly resisting arrest, and where the hell else they had on me that costed you a little bit of money, and now want me to handle your great big beautiful boat., and I would just like to understand why you are so anxious, and so generous.

  Morgan Frye : I realize that I'm taking a calculated risk Captain but you're the only experience skipper in Malabar do you want the job, and I'll tell you what you look over the whole boat carefully if you find anything distress a few deep sex it.

  Carl Solborg : Alright I'll need one person crew.

  Morgan Frye : George I think you'll find him primitively efficient.

  Carl Solborg : A huh, how would you like to spend three weeks with George he is a bundle mischief, and what are you doing for the next two weeks.

  Morgan Frye : Ms. Cantrell is leaving with me tomorrow.

  Carl Solborg : Alright, then I'll find my own crew.

  Morgan Frye : Captain excuse me this is a rather expensive conveyance.

  Carl Solborg : But Mr Frye I don't want to steal your boat but I would like sail now does aerial flint over here know the difference between a fore stay and a jock strap.

  Morgan Frye : Ha ha ha ha! What's your price?

  Carl Solborg : Two dollars a mile.

  Morgan Frye : That's five thousand dollars your robbing me but I'll give a dollar a mile.

  Carl Solborg : Okay, I'll take it, but I'll need a little bit of advance I need to get my laundry, then my watch fixed, and then my first mate.

  Morgan Frye : Sally do you got any cash?

  Sally Cantrell : Yes!

  Morgan Frye : Can you sail tomorrow?

  Carl Solborg : If this bot is in shape we can sail tonight, well George is going to need a glass of water. I mean all of the women, every single hooker I have slept with in the past six months in Malabar your the one I love I mean it, I really mean it.

  Consuela : Bullshit Solborgo!

  Carl Solborg : Jesus woman your a hooker but I love you, but I'm asking you to do anything practically big, it's not practically dangerous, it no place you haven't been before, it's nothing you haven't done, but Jesus woman your getting, but you live your whole without having anything risk, but where is your soul, where's your heart, and humanity.

  Consuela : Double the money.

  Carl Solborg : Huh, I'll give you a counsel man.

  Mexican Cellmates : Paco, Hey Paco, Paco Parquito, all men are brothers Paco, come on knock, knock at your door.

  Officer Paco : You shut up!

  Carl Solborg : We rain on you.

• Officer Paco : You shut up, it's after midnight.

  Carl Solborg : I know listen Paco I'm leaving tomorrow on a boat, and I want to say odious amigo.

  Officer Paco : I want to Hi.

  Carl Solborg : I want to say galaxies amigo things are alright, okay listen you know you Consuela.

  Consuela , Ramona : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : An now you know Ramona, and now were going to have a little party.

  Consuela , Ramona : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Oh bigot, listen now I'm going to tell you something Paco, I mean this is a game because you are a cop, and I am a con but who is a criminal, and who is the victim ha now you got to choose ombre.

  Officer Paco : Then I choose Consuela.

  Carl Solborg , Consuela , Ramona , Mexican Cellmates : Ha ha ha ha! Ohhhhh! Ha ha ha ha!

  Mexican Cellmates : Come on Paco open it, come on were going to get even, alright I mean it.

  Carl Solborg : Okay drink, okay.

  Carl Solborg , Consuela , Ramona , Mexican Cellmates : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Alright, your pretty feisty, hey Ralph, Ralph.

  Ralph Hollio : Yes!

  Carl Solborg : I got Paco right outside, Paco listen.

  Officer Paco : Alright!

  Carl Solborg : Hey, hey listen to me, hey you don't leave me alone shh, this is a legitimate conversation but there is only one difference this is going to be a general converse visit so what to got to know there uh hi here you go suck on it. Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Hey Paco, that woman she's married to this man Paco.

  Carl Solborg : Hey that's right high your not going to let him go away say it go now.

  Consuela , Ramona : Oh no, ah.

  Ralph Hollio : Let's attend the party in here come on.

  Officer Paco : Ah no glorious.

  Carl Solborg , Consuela : Ah Paco, hey come on, um hum, ha ha ha ha! You have fun dancing. Hey! Hey Paco, listen. Ah! People with all know.

  Ramona : Ah Paco!

• Consuela , Ramona : Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Mam! aw some congratulations sir.

  Consuela : Alright!

  Carl Solborg : The party starts here sure. Ha ha ha ha! Alright Rock uh good.

  Consuela : Ummm!

  Ralph Hollio : I Went to a party at the county jail.

  Carl Solborg : Come on let's go.

  Ralph Hollio : Were going to make it.

  Carl Solborg : Were going to be casting off.

  Ralph Hollio : Okay!

  George : I think we bought us some trouble Solborg's first mate is the same guy I saw busted the airport the stories right there in the paper on top of that he Captain broke him out of jail.

  Morgan Frye : So we go ourselves a convict drug felon on board ah wonderful.

  George : Do you want I to go after him.

  Sally Cantrell : You going to have a lot of trouble with Solborg, and who's going to sail your boat.

  Morgan Frye : Now we just got to make sure that we're on the docks when are ship comes in.

  Ralph Hollio : Woo wee! I looks really great huh! You know I have been watching that compass all night long, and I can't help but notice that were heading on a course straight west without changing where are we going anyway?

  Carl Solborg : Sure were going to the states.

  Ralph Hollio : What do you mean where going to the states, and how are we going there by the way of Japan.

  Carl Solborg : Why don't you go below, and find some Scotch then pull all of the charts for course in Hawaii in three weeks to Kahana Bay.

  Ralph Hollio : Kahana Bay!

  Carl Solborg : Well Hawaii is the states you know.

  Herb : Woah! Ha ha ha ha!

  Doris : You got him Herb keep him steady, and can I get you anything, a tuna fish sandwich, I got tuna, bologna, and some nice lean corn beef.

  Herb : Water, and no talk.

  Doris : Right, Herb, right. Herb, Herb!