Quotes
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Marcie : [Peppermint Patty and Snoopy are stuck bouncing on Patty's waterbed] Sir, you're making too much noise. Can't you just kiss him goodnight and let it go at that?
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : If I ever get off this waterbed I'll kick him, not kiss him!
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Camp Announcer : Attention, attention! Turn out for PT! Turn out for PT! Attention, attention! Turn out for PT!
Marcie : PT? What in the world is that?
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : PT means physical training, you know, exercise, come on, let's go.
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Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Okay gang, I suggest we run this tent in a democratic fashion. The first thing we'll do is elect a tent leader. We'll have to prepare some ballots, and we'll do this democratically. We'll vote to see who's leader - one gal, one vote. However, we can't pass the ballots until we voted to see who's gonna pass the ballots. This will be done very democratically. Let's see... I vote that Lucy prepares the ballots.
Lucy Van Pelt : Wait a minute! You can't vote unless we have ballots!
Marcie : If we can't vote to see who will pass the ballots, how can we have ballots to vote?
Sally Brown : Yeah, who cares?
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : All in favor say "aye". Aye!
Marcie : Aye!
Lucy Van Pelt : No!
Sally Brown : No!
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : It's settled, Lucy will pass the ballots. Okay Lucy, pass the ballots. Everybody mark their choice, either vote for me or against me. That'll be fair.
Lucy Van Pelt : Wait one darned second! How about if we nominate somebody first?
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Good idea! I nominate me! Any further nominations? If not, the nominations are declared closed. Okay gals, let's vote.
[all four of them do so]
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Marcie, pick up the votes and tally 'em.
Marcie : Alright, here's the way it went: one vote for Lucy, one vote for Peppermint Patty, one vote for Sally, and one vote for Marcie.
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Huh, a tie vote. I guess I'll have to decide the casting vote.
Lucy Van Pelt : Huh?
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : The deciding vote is for Peppermint Patty! Peppermint Patty is the leader! I am the leader! It was fair and square!
Sally Brown : [DELETED LINE; oozing sarcasm] Well, I'm *very* happy for you!
Lucy Van Pelt : Boy, some vote!