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last lines]
Paula Powers:
So, what do you think, where are we on our 50th anniversary?
Sam Freeman:
Right here. I will never leave the car!
Paula Powers:
Whoa!
[
kisses him]
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first lines]
[
Paula has brought Sam to her home]
Priscilla Powers:
Aagh! Paula, how could you do this?
Paula Powers:
Come on, mom, PLEASE don't be so dramatic!
Priscilla Powers:
I have been planning for months the weddings of you and Collins Hedgeworth.
Paula Powers:
No, mother! He didn't ask me, he asked *you*!
Bigby Powers:
Shut up, young lady! Just sit down and sit your lips. You are engaged to Collins Hedgeworth.
Bigby Powers:
[
to Sam] Did you know, that she was engaged to Collins Hedgeworth?
Sam Freeman:
Sir, I realize, that there is a conflict, but...
Bigby Powers:
[
to Priscilla] You see, he understands...
Bigby Powers:
[
to Sam] You are the comflict, jackass!
Sam Freeman:
Mr. Powers, we are in love. And I think, that it should be fair, if you were invited to the wedding, that's all!
Bigby Powers:
Get out of my manshion!
Ace:
[
Chasing Rolls Royce through desert] The brakes are gone! Jump!
Sparky:
Shiiiit!
Sparky:
[
Driverless car continues on, disappearing behind large hill] Listen, it stopped...
Ace:
Maybe we can fix it.
Sparky:
[
Car explodes in flames] I think not.
Bride:
[
after falling out of rear of stolen camper] Couldn't wait could you? Mister Ever-hard!
Vivian Hedgeworth:
You know how irresponsible young people can be.
Officer Tad:
If he is anything like *you*, lady, he would belong to jail!
[
after driven through an apartment, lands on a pool; speaking into radio]
Curly Q. Brown:
Ladies and gentlemen... I'm speechless!
Ace:
Sparky, think you can hotwire this mother?
Sparky:
Know the scene, old man, El Keyo and El Ignitionario. I crack myself up when I talk Mexican.
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