The Van (1977)
Stuart Goetz: Bobby
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Quotes
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Bobby : [recalling how a nude take-out waitress with very large buttocks forced herself on him] Yeah, what a piece of ass.
Jack : Yeah? How did she feel?
Bobby : Well, let's just say she was, ah... big. All over.
Jack : Yeah, sure.
Bobby : Really man, I never knew love making could be so, ahem... physical.
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Bobby : There ain't a woman around who don't love the sound of a zipper comin' down...
[he barely finishes the line when the nude take-out waitress throws him on the waterbed and forces herself on him by mounting him with her very large buttocks]
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Bobby : [after a take-out waitress praises his van] Hey, you wanna go share a joint on the waterbed?
Take-out waitress : Waterbed? Really? I just love waterbeds.
Bobby : It's right there in the back.
Take-out waitress : I really don't have time for a joint. But I got some time for a...
[signaling a humping motion]
Take-out waitress : quickie.
Bobby : Ah... yeah... sure.
[the take-out waitress steps out from behind the counter, making Bobby gasp upon noticing her very large buttocks on her otherwise thin body]
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Dugan Hicks : Well, what are you, chickening out, or we gotta match?
Bobby : Yeah, I gotta match... your face and my ass.