- Sixpack Annie Bodine: Who in the hell taught you how to drive, Bustis?
- Bustis: Same woman that taught me to screw.
- Mary Lou: You nearly killed us both!
- Bustis: That's what she said.
- Bartender: What'll it be, miss?
- Sixpack Annie Bodine: Give me a beer in the can.
- Bartender: I can't take it to you in the can, you'll have to drink it here.
- Mary Lou: I was never so surprised in all my life! Two handsome boys like that, kissing! What a waste.
- Sixpack Annie Bodine: They musta had some Yankee blood in 'em. I can't imagine a couple of real Southern boys carrying on that way.
- Mary Lou: That's the truth!