Quotes
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Mrs. Chorley : Is that Hortense?
Sweeney : She looks perfectly relaxed to me.
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Man in parking lot : Hey, what's the big idea? This was my parking spot!
Sweeney : I am sorry indeed, dear brother. We have a badly abused copy of "Lady Chatterly's Lover" that is in desperate need of an ink transfusion. I'm sure you'll understand.
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Sweeney : I regret that my brother Vladimir could not be here this evening. He is presently incarcerated for a minor social offense. But, he assures me that immediately upon his release he will campaign strenuously upon your behalf.