Carry on Behind (1975)

Elke Sommer: Professor Anna Vooshka

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Quotes 

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Tomorrow, we are poking holes all over caravan site.

  Prof. Roland Crump : I don't think they would like that at all.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : It's ok, we are poking early.

• [Professor Vrooshka and Professor Crump bargain with Barnes to rent his derelict looking caravan] 

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Fifteen quids a veek.

  Barnes : Twenty.

  Prof. Roland Crump : The only reason why we want the dilapidated mobile hovel, is for somewhere to do out operations.

  Barnes : Operations? What operations?

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : He will be getting them out and I will be examining them and schticking labels on them.

• [Prof. Anna Vrooshka crashes into Prof. Crump's caravan] 

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Good Mornings, so sorry!

  Prof. Roland Crump : Well that's alright, don't mention it.

  The Dean : Crump, I'd like you to meet Professor Vrooshka.

  [In a heavy Russian accent] 

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : How are you doinks?

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : I have been examining Hadrian's Walls.

  Prof. Roland Crump : He only had one.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : One what?

  Prof. Roland Crump : He had one, one wall.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Terribly sorry, my English not yet perfected.

• The Dean : I'm glad to see you two look like hitting it off.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Hitting it off, what does hit it off mean? Means like having it off, no?

  Prof. Roland Crump : Oh no, it means establishing a friendly relationship.

• [In a heavy Russian Accent] 

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Don't worry me and Professor Crump will soon be having it off.

  Prof. Roland Crump : HITTING IT OFF!

• Prof. Roland Crump : You mean the students got here before us?

  Maj. Leep : Yes, were you held up?

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Yes, before we started we had quick bang together.

  Prof. Roland Crump : She ran into my caravan!

  Maj. Leep : Oh?

  Prof. Roland Crump : No! No! She collided with it now its a complete right-off.

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : It's ok we are squeezing in somehow.

  Prof. Roland Crump : We will do nothing of the sort!

• Prof. Roland Crump : We can't share a caravan.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : You thinking you getting crumpet, no?

  Prof. Roland Crump : Certainly not, where on earth did you learn that expression?

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Crumpet, is to squash it, it is in dictionary, crumpet is to squash it together.

  Prof. Roland Crump : Oh! You mean cramped.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Its what I say crumpet.

  Prof. Roland Crump : Crumpet, crumbit, crampit, well I'm not staying round here much longer, I'm going to the pub to see if they have rooms there.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Maybe you're getting crumpet in pub also?

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : So you are sleeping in caravan?

  Prof. Roland Crump : I suppose we could divide it up or something.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : H'ok, if you wishink.

• [Professor Vrooshka cleans her dirty caravan but finds her scrubbing brush isn't up to standard to do the job] 

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Ahh, scrubber. Scrubber no working, borrowing from comrades.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Excuse please, ahh this is nice, this is very nice, no?

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : In this caravan your not getting much crumpet, no?

  Arthur Upmore : Pardon?

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : CRUMPET.

  Arthur Upmore : Yes that's what I thought you said.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : You see, I am keeping a, how you say, a dirrrty caravan.

  Arthur Upmore : Keeping a what?

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : You see, I am having birds in my caravan you want to come and see?

  Arthur Upmore : No thank you, not just now.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Therefore, I am going round camp looking for scrubbers.

  Arthur Upmore : Really?

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Excuse please, you have scrubbers in caravan?

  Ernie Bragg : Certainly not!

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : I'm sorry Major but I'm not loving you.

  Maj. Leep : Yes, but...

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : You see, when I love a man I give him everything, I give it all.

  Maj. Leep : But I don't want it all, I just want a bit.

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : It's time for knocking off!

  Prof. Roland Crump : Time for what?

• [In a heavy Russian accent and in reference to the strip teeze] 

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : It is wrong for a lady to show her kernickers in public, No?

• [Professor Vrooshka objects to the strip teeze act at the Caravan site clubhouse] 

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : What is lady doing?

  Prof. Roland Crump : It's a kind of dance.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Very perculiar, in my country we don't have dance like this.

  Prof. Roland Crump : No, you have mixed bathing instead.

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : But lady is not taking bath.

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Must be finding doctors. Man is injured.

  Ernie Bragg : But what man?

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Is professor of archaeology. Is bleeding terrible.

  Fred Ramsden : Never mind his qualifications. Is he hurt badly?

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : [examining a mosaic of Venus that Crump is excavating]  Aah! That is a Wenus, no?

  Prof. Roland Crump : [puzzled]  I beg your pardon?

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : [emphatically]  It is a Wenus!

  Prof. Roland Crump : Well, that's neither one thing nor another.