Carry on Behind (1975)

Joan Sims: Daphne Barnes

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Quotes 

• [Linda's mother brings her cacti on holiday with her] 

  Linda Upmore : Mummy your not bringing them are you?

  Daphne Barnes : Well I can't leave them at home, they'll die.

  Arthur Upmore : Good.

  Daphne Barnes : Did you say something?

  Arthur Upmore : I said good, we've nearly finished packing.

  [Daphne asks the taxi driver who brought her plants to put them somewhere safe, but Arthur gets a prodd from the Cactus on his bottom] 

  Daphne Barnes : Put that on the table will you?

  Arthur Upmore : AHH! BLOODY HELL!

  Daphne Barnes : Arthur, there is no need for that!

  Arthur Upmore : Oh deary me, bless me soul, I do believe I nearly said a rude word, which is not suprising since I nearly got a cactus spike right up my a...

  Daphne Barnes : ARTHUR!

• Daphne Barnes : Major, I do believe you're trying to get me sloshed.

  Maj. Leep : Heavens above, no! There's no need to. What I mean was... only a damn swine would try and get a girl drunk first.

  Daphne Barnes : First?

  Maj. Leep : Well it would be a damn waste of time getting her drunk afterwards.