Carry on Behind (1975)

Patsy Rowlands: Linda Upmore

Quotes 

• [Linda's mother brings her cacti on holiday with her] 

  Linda Upmore : Mummy your not bringing them are you?

  Daphne Barnes : Well I can't leave them at home, they'll die.

  Arthur Upmore : Good.

  Daphne Barnes : Did you say something?

  Arthur Upmore : I said good, we've nearly finished packing.

  [Daphne asks the taxi driver who brought her plants to put them somewhere safe, but Arthur gets a prodd from the Cactus on his bottom] 

  Daphne Barnes : Put that on the table will you?

  Arthur Upmore : AHH! BLOODY HELL!

  Daphne Barnes : Arthur, there is no need for that!

  Arthur Upmore : Oh deary me, bless me soul, I do believe I nearly said a rude word, which is not suprising since I nearly got a cactus spike right up my a...

  Daphne Barnes : ARTHUR!

• [in the shower block, Linda Upmore tries to find her husband, Arthur] 

  Linda Upmore : Oh I do beg your pardon, my husband has one just like yours.

  Joe Baxter : Hey?

  Linda Upmore : It's also creased and wrinkled.