Carry on Behind (1975)

Kenneth Connor: Major Leep

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• Prof. Roland Crump : You mean the students got here before us?

  Maj. Leep : Yes, were you held up?

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Yes, before we started we had quick bang together.

  Prof. Roland Crump : She ran into my caravan!

  Maj. Leep : Oh?

  Prof. Roland Crump : No! No! She collided with it now its a complete right-off.

• Prof. Anna Vrooshka : I'm sorry Major but I'm not loving you.

  Maj. Leep : Yes, but...

  Prof. Anna Vrooshka : You see, when I love a man I give him everything, I give it all.

  Maj. Leep : But I don't want it all, I just want a bit.

• Daphne Barnes : Major, I do believe you're trying to get me sloshed.

  Maj. Leep : Heavens above, no! There's no need to. What I mean was... only a damn swine would try and get a girl drunk first.

  Daphne Barnes : First?

  Maj. Leep : Well it would be a damn waste of time getting her drunk afterwards.