Look as hard as you can and you will not find The Flying Dutchman / Flight 313 by Jim Stafford anywhere but your memory of this show. I wasn't quite 10 and I only heard Jim perform it one time but the verses have been burned into my head for 48 years.
Flight 313 on the greatest airline you ever seen.
It's the Flying Dutchman homeward bound,
If it ever got off the ground.
Flight 313 on the greatest airline you ever seen.
It's the Flying Dutchman homeward bound,
If it ever got off the ground.