- Car Wash Customer: I've never done anything like this before, I've only ever had it done by hand.
- Gerry Grimwood: Nowadays it's a machine for everything.
- Mechanic: I want you to take a look at this.
- Gil: Yes?
- Mechanic: You can see what the trouble is, can't you? It needs a screw.
- Gil: Oh, does it?
- Mechanic: Oh, yes, a very long screw. Look. Come closer. Oh, what's that?
- Gil: Erhm... well, I have an adjustable spanner in my pocket.
- Mechanic: Oh, really? Well, I like a man who keeps his tool where he can get at it.