Porridge (1974–1977)
David Jason: Blanco
Quotes
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Fletch : Didn't one governor let you grow grapes?
Blanco : Aye, that's right - they were over there. I'd read all about them and I knew I could grow grapes. Bloomin' marvel, they were. Course they made me pack it in.
Fletch : How come?
Blanco : Grapes make wine, don't they?
Fletch : Oh, really? I always used potato peelings and anti-freeze myself!
Blanco : We managed to put down a dozen bottles before they tumbled us.
Fletch : Good drop was it?
Blanco : Well, in the wine stakes, I don't suppose it were a classic, but to a man who hadn't had a drink in eleven years, Chateau Slade was the finest drop in the land...