Portnoy's Complaint (1972)

Lewis J. Stadlen: Mandel

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• Mandel : Who the hell is she, that she can't give a guy a handjob? A measly handjob. Now, is this the world to ask of her? Well, I'm not leaving until she comes through with something.

• Mandel : What kind of crap is this, Smolka? I - I mean, won't she even beat our meat?

  Smolka : I don't know, maybe she's a vegetarian.

• Mandel : You said that Portnoy and me were going to get laid. You said we were gonna get blowed. Reamed, steamed, and dry cleaned is what you said.