Fritz the Cat (1972)

Judy Engles: Winston Schwartz, Lizard Leader

Quotes 

• Fritz : [to Schwartz from inside a garbage can]  Good evening madam

  [laughs] 

  Winston (Schwartz) : Fritz thank God I've found you!

  Fritz : Come in and join me Winston my love, it's not very clean looking but it's cozy as a bitch!

  Winston (Schwartz) : Fritz come out of there, will you please?

  Fritz : To hell I say with the fuzz combing the city looking for me!, hey has my picture appeared on tv yet?, have they broadcast the alarm?, have they offered a reward for information leading to my arrest?

  Winston (Schwartz) : [interrupting him]  Don't be so mellow-dramatic you and your illusions of of grandeur,I'm not getting in that filthy, grimy garbage can with you!

  Fritz : Ok go fuck yourself!

• Fritz : You're a motherfucking bitch!

  Winston (Schwartz) : I see the hard facts of life! I am realistic, something you're incapable of! You'd be better off with one of those stupid little morons like Charlene who you could just sleep with and throw away when you're done! You can't cope with a mature woman!

• [the car breaks down; and Fritz gets out to inspect it - he opens the trunk first] 

  Fritz : No, I knew that - the engine's not here, it's in the back...

  [goes to look at the engine] 

  Winston (Schwartz) : What's wrong, Fritz?

  Fritz : Well, it's all very complicated Winston, ah, I think it's got the piston rod stuck in the drive shaft... either that or the carburator's rusted out... or something.

• Winston (Schwartz) : I'm not getting in that filthy, grimy garbage can with you.

  Fritz : Okay, go fuck yourself.