The Barefoot Executive (1971)
Harry Morgan: E.J. Crampton
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Quotes
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E. J. Crampton : Love that casting Francis!
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News Broadcaster : We interrupt to bring you a special newscast of a sensational suicide try on Wilshire Boulevard in Los Angeles.
Mrs. Crampton : Oh, isn't it sad how many nuts are running around loose today?
E. J. Crampton : It certainly is, sweetheart.
News Broadcaster : Our special UBC helicopter enables us to bring you an exclusive close-up view of the pair attempting suicide. These pictures, live from the scene.
E. J. Crampton : There you are. Another first for UBC.
[a closeup from the news helicopter reveals the stranded Wilbanks and Mertons]
E. J. Crampton : [Stands up] Oh, no!
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Francis X. Wilbanks : Oh, I'm ruined. I'm ruined! What's Crampton gonna say?
[Cuts to Crampton getting dressed while cursing Wilbanks loudly to himself]
E. J. Crampton : You lame brain. You thick-skulled, pin-headed, dim-witted bumbler!