- Aunt Gladys Kemple: Little Miss Florence Nightingale had it all figured out, she did! The sneaky bitch!
- Georgie Kemple: [shocked at his mummy's outburst] Mummy!
- Aunt Gladys Kemple: Drop Dead!
- Ted Collins: Aunt Gladys, my sweet little vulture. Smile! C'mon, let's go and strip the flesh off a carrion together. We can tear each other to pieces later.