Never Bug an Ant (1969)

John Byner: Ant, Aardvark

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Aardvark : I'm an anteater. And when I see an ant, I give him a little inhale, like this.

  Aardvark : [inhales strongly, and dodges a stone coming toward him]  It's no fun being an anteater. I'd rather be a banker, and have a businessman's lunch. Instead, I have to catch things like him!

  Ant : I'm an ant, and he's an anteater. And you know what an old ant does when he sees an anteater? He... he runs for his life, man!

  [dives into his anthill, and Aardvark inhales. A cork attached to a bottle sticks on him. He spits it and inhales again. But this time the bottle sticks over his face] 

  Aardvark : As I was saying, maybe I should have been a banker!