Goodbye, Columbus (1969)
Richard Benjamin: Neil Klugman
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Quotes
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Brenda Patimkin : Are you serious?
Neil Klugman : I'm way the hell past serious: I'm suicidal.
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Neil Klugman : [discussing birth control] What do you take?
Brenda Patimkin : Nothing. Turn off the water.
Neil Klugman : Nothing?
Brenda Patimkin : Listen, I tried the pills, but they made me fat and made me sick, and besides every single day you read something new about them in the paper, so I decided I was better off with nothing.
Neil Klugman : [pause] Brenda, I'd like to talk to you about nothing.
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Neil Klugman : Hey, I meant to ask you. About those pills, don't you have to take them in the morning? Does it make a difference when you take them?
Brenda Patimkin : I don't take them.
Neil Klugman : [drops his soap bar in astonishment]
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Brenda Patimkin : Look, I'm not gonna take the pills, and that's the end of it. In the first place, you don't just *take* the pills: you have to start taking them at a specific time.
Neil Klugman : You get a diaphragm.
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Ben Patimkin : Let me tell ya somethin'. In the real world you need a little gonif in ya. You know what that means: gonif?
Neil Klugman : Thief.