Mr Hedges is growing increasingly worried about Dennis' lack of a job when he leaves school. One possibility is working as a stable boy at the local brewery, but will Dennis' father allow it?
Sir fools the class into deciding to go see a production of Romeo and Juliet. On the day of the show two of the girls dress provocatively causing further scandal through-out the school.
As part of 5c's political education, Mr Hedges arranges a trip to the local Conservative club. However, Maureen's behaviour continues to spin out of control.
Mr Hedges is thrown into a moral quandary when Frankie Abbott reveals his ideas on reproduction. Meanwhile Mr Potter offers to help decorate Bernard and Penny's new home.
The school is celebrating the headmasters birthday with varying success. A number of the students seem to be having romantic issues that Sir feels he has to intervene to help resolve.