Jan Brady:
I'd like to buy a wig please.
Saleswoman:
Not for yourself. Why would you want to cover such beautiful blonde hair?
Jan Brady:
You'd understand if you had two blonde sisters at home.
Saleswoman:
Oh, so we want a complete change do we?
Jan Brady:
Yes ma'me.
Saleswoman:
Ok. What kind of style are you looking for?
Jan Brady:
I don't know. Something wild. Cookey. Kinda like something you're wearing.
Saleswoman:
This is my own hair.
Jan Brady:
Oh! I'm so sorry!
Saleswoman:
Not half as sorry as I am.
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