- Maureen Preble: Mr. Orbison would have to be a lot uglier and a lot kinkier before this kid would trade in her nylon nightie.
- P.J. Detweiler: [to Orbison, after the latter has made a cruel remark] You know something? You're all... armpit.
- P.J. Detweiler: [sarcastically, to Quell, after the latter has tried to insult him] Love your dress!