It's a Bikini World (1967)

Sid Haig: Daddy

Quotes 

• Daddy : Now, dig, we're gonna have a great competition: a skateboard race.

• Daddy : Who?

  Daddy : Mike Samson, man. The cat that will win. He always wins.

  Harvey Pulp : Why, he'll be famous.

• Harvey Pulp : Your name will be on the lips of everyone in the nation. They'll all be saying, "Daddy".

  Daddy : That's a gas. I'll go spread the word.

• Daddy : No photographs, baby!

  Harvey Pulp : Why not?

  Daddy : Not without my shades, man. I gotta consider my image.

• Daddy : Old Dads, Grimmies, Moon Dogs, and Independents, welcome to the Dungeon.

• Delilah Dawes : I'd like to buy a skateboard.

  Daddy : Groovy. What color?

  Delilah Dawes : Oh? How about fuchsia?

  Mike Samson : [pretending to be "Herbert"]  I doubt if he's got that.

  Daddy : Fuchsia number 1? Fuchsia number 2? Or, Fuchsia number 3? Also known as: Groovy Grape.

  Delilah Dawes : I'll take that one.

• Daddy : Introducing, "The Animals"!

  Member of the Animals : [singing]  In this dirty old part of the city, Where the sun refused to shine, People tell me it ain't no use in tryin', My little girl you're so young and pretty, And one thing I know is true, You're gonna die before your time is due, See my daddy in bed a-dyin', See his hair turnin' gray, He's been workin' and slavin' his life away...

• Daddy : We're going to enter you in races all over the land. Travel, fame, and fortune will be yours.

  Mike Samson : I'll do my best.

  Daddy : That chick...

  Mike Samson : Isn't she a drag.

  Daddy : A drag? It's unique. That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Everybody likes a pretty girl. That's show biz! We gotta have her. You gotta keep her interested.

• Daddy : Okay, Cats, go!

  Member of the Castaways : [singing]  Liar, liar, pants on fire, Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

  The Castaways , Member of the Castaways : Ask me, baby, why I'm sad, You've been out all night, know you've been bad...

• Daddy : You dig?

  Harvey Pulp : I dig.