A Guide for the Married Man (1967)
Art Carney: Technical Adviser
Quotes
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Technical Adviser : Baby, I'm sorry.
Technical Adviser : Well, you ought to be.
Technical Adviser : Yeah, yeah, I feel terrible, baby. I don't know why you put up with me.
Technical Adviser : Neither do I. Did you eat?
Technical Adviser : Yeah, I caught a hamburger in some joint, then I sort of just drove around. I feel terrible, honey.
Technical Adviser : Well, maybe we do have chicken a little too often.
Technical Adviser : No, honey, it's not that. It's just this crazy temper of mine. I don't know why I keep taking it out on you.
Technical Adviser : Maybe that's what a wife is for.
Technical Adviser : No, honey - I love your chicken.
Technical Adviser : Really, honey?
Technical Adviser : Most of all I love you, honey.
Technical Adviser : I love you, honey.
Technical Adviser : See you tonight, baby.
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Technical Adviser : Joe?
Technical Adviser : Yeah. Hi, baby.
Technical Adviser : Hi, honey.
Technical Adviser : How are the kids?
Technical Adviser : Fine.
Technical Adviser : Good. What's for dinner?
Technical Adviser : Chicken.
Technical Adviser : Chicken? We just had that two days ago.
Technical Adviser : No, that was last Thursday we had chicken.
Technical Adviser : Are you calling me a liar?
Technical Adviser : No, honey...
Technical Adviser : A man kills himself working for his wife and family all day long. What does he get when he gets home? Chicken and insults!
Technical Adviser : Honey!
Technical Adviser : Well, it's not bad enough we have chicken every day...
Technical Adviser : We do not have chicken every day!
Technical Adviser : Why don't you learn how to cook something else for a change?
Technical Adviser : I do. Yesterday we had pot roast.
Technical Adviser : Pot roast? It tasted more like the pot than the roast.
Technical Adviser : Are you complaining about my cooking?
Technical Adviser : Yes.
Technical Adviser : Well, if you don't like it why don't you go someplace else?
Technical Adviser : All right, I will!
Technical Adviser : All right, go ahead!