The Fastest Guitar Alive (1967)

Roy Orbison: Johnny

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• Johnny : Don't move, fella. In case you're interested, I can kill you with this - and play your funeral march at the same time. So just drop the gun.

• Johnny : [singing]  I am first and last and always a fast guitar, The fastest guitar alive, Rattling strings like a gattling gun, Shaped like a lovely woman, Stay right where you are, My guitar is a fast guitar, The fastest guitar alive...

• Johnny : [singing]  I'm rolling on like a rolling stone, Gathering no moss, I play a boss guitar...

• Sue Chesnut : Johnny! Steve! Indians! Johnny, Indians! Indians!

  Steve : Indians!

  Johnny : They sure don't look like they're selling blankets.

• Johnny : [to Sue]  You balled me out and Jefferson Davis will probably give me a medal.

• Max : You might meet a lot of interesting women. Think of all the guitar lessons you could give.

  Johnny : Hey, the job even has fringe benefits!

• Flo Chesnut : Do you mind if I tremble a little?

  Johnny : Sure, go ahead. Have a good shake.

• Johnny : Hey, how about that? They applauded.

  Steve : Yeah, yeah, I heard. You're the best singing spy I ever heard.

• Johnny : [singing]  Come on now, have some fun, A good time party, Livin' lovin' everyone, Good time party time, Grab that girl and hold her tight

  Johnny , Flo Chesnut , Sue Chesnut : Good time party

  Johnny : Don't you know tonight's the night?

  Johnny , Flo Chesnut , Sue Chesnut : Good time party time...

• Johnny : [singing]  Time for women, wine and song, Good time party time...

• Johnny : The Sun has got you.

  Sue Chesnut : It's the Moon!

  Johnny : What's with moons? When you've seen one you've seen them all.

• Sue Chesnut : It's like eating peanuts.

  Johnny : What's like eating peanuts?

  Sue Chesnut : Ever since that kiss on the stage in San Francisco, I've wanted more.

  [kiss] 

  Johnny : Well, for your information, peanuts give me heartburn.

• Johnny : [singing]  You're the figure of a woman, You're the mind of a child, A pretty whirlwind...

• Johnny : [singing]  A whirlwind, Of warm desire, A whirlwind, Burning fire, Woman, realize, That the devil in disguise, Is a whirlwind. Born to be running wild and free, Whirlwind...

• Johnny : [singing]  Rolling on, Rolling on, Rolling on, Born a loser, not me, Ain't no troubles got me...

• Steve : There's nobody to trust around here.

  Johnny : Yeah, at least we're honest crooks.

• Sue Chesnut : You sure sing that romantic stuff like you mean it.

  Johnny : I think I've been eating too many peanuts.