Enter Laughing (1967)

Jack Gilford: Mr. Foreman

Quotes 

• [repeated line - singing] 

  Mr. Foreman : It's up to you to do the ha-cha-cha!

• Mr. Foreman : [on the phone]  Who? Wanda? What kind of name is Wanda? What are you? An Italian girl?

• Mr. Foreman : David, you mixed up with an Italian girl?

  David Kolowitz : What?

  Mr. Foreman : A girl called. She said she's not Italian.

  David Kolowitz : Why?

  Mr. Foreman : I asked her. Listen to me, David. Don't get mixed up with girls yet.

• Mr. Foreman : David, what you do after work is your own business. But, here, in the shop, you have to act like a person with no tuxedo and no fake mustache. Here I don't need no Greta Garbo.

• [repeated line] 

  Mr. Foreman : Get a receipt.

• Mr. Foreman : I'll tell you why I called. Because, if I had a boy and he started to act foolish running around the streets without his pants on, I would appreciate if someone spent a nickel and telephoned me.

  David Kolowitz : I was not running around the street without my pants on.

  Mr. Foreman : There are other ways to act foolish.