Eight on the Lam (1967)

Phyllis Diller: Golda

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Quotes 

• [Uttering a line harkening back to Phyllis and Bob's previous movie together] 

  Golda : Boy, have YOU got a wrong number.

• [Henry answers the front door while holding his engagement ring for Ellie] 

  Golda : Oh, Henry, you shouldn't have!

  Henry Dimsdale : I didn't.

  Golda : I know, but I love to watch a coward squirm.

• Henry Dimsdale : [to himself]  All I have to do now is figure out what I have to do now.

  Golda : [butting in]  Get out of town.

  Henry Dimsdale : Hey, how do you know what happened?

  Golda : I've got wall-to-wall ears.

• Golda : You know, there's something sick about being so honest.

  Henry Dimsdale : You think I'm happy about it? But I gotta think about the kids. I got to set an example for 'em to follow.

  Golda : Some example! They'll grow up and try to become idiots.

• Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : [as Golda gyrates around the kitchen]  Hey, what're you doing?

  Golda : I'm dancing. Oh, that music turns me on!

  Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : Really? I thought you had a cold button somewhere.

• Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : [thinking Golda has been sneaking around with his boss]  How long has this been going on?

  Golda : About thirty seconds. I knew you'd find out, sooner or later.

• Golda : [at police headquarters]  What kind of a third degree is THIS? Here I was, looking forward to something, and what do I get? No light in my eyes. All the water I want. No rubber hose. You haven't even hit me with a folded newspaper. Talk about police brutality!

  Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : Lieutenant, we'll never get her to talk if she won't stop talking.

• Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : Boy! This guy is tough and slippery!

  Golda : But is he REALLY happy?