Clambake (1967)
Elvis Presley: Scott Hayward, 'Tom Wilson'
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Quotes
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Scott Heyward : You know something, Pa? I would have traded everything you've ever given me for one thing - for trust in me.
Duster Heyward : Well, what are you talkin', son? I've always trusted ya. I was just tryin' to make things easy is all.
Scott Heyward : That's just it, Pa. I don't want things easy. I want to be able to make my own mistakes and work 'em out.
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Duster Heyward : Now you tell me you're gonna go out in this boat tomorrow win, lose or draw. If this thing hangs together that you've gone ahead and proved somethin'?
Scott Heyward : That's right!
Duster Heyward : Then let me tell you, boy, whether you do or whether you don't, I want you to know that I'm as proud of you as any father who's ever set foot on this here God's green earth.
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Scott Heyward : [he is driving fast down the road in his sports-car, Dianne is sitting next to him] Dianne, I have a confession to make.
Dianne Carter : About what?
Scott Heyward : [he has been pretending to be poor Tom Wilson, when he is really Scott Heyward, a multi-millionaire] About my family.
Dianne Carter : But I'm marrying you, not your family.
Scott Heyward : [points to a large oil field] You see that oil field over there? I was given one 10 times that size on my 21st birthday.
Dianne Carter : [disbelieving] Ten times? Oh.
Scott Heyward : [pointing to the ocean] You see that yacht? I was given one just like it on my last birthday.
Dianne Carter : Do you know what I think? I think driving Scott's car is giving you delusions.
Scott Heyward : That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Dianne Carter : What?
Scott Heyward : That's who I am.
Dianne Carter : Who?
Scott Heyward : *I'm* Scott Heyward.
Dianne Carter : [facetiously] Oh, and I'm *Hortense Fiegledopper*.
Scott Heyward : [shows her his driver's license] Listen, will you please be serious? Look. See for yourself.
Dianne Carter : [realizes he really IS Scott Heyward, the multi-millionaire; she swoons.] Oh.
Scott Heyward : Hey, Dianne? Dianne, you all right?
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James J. Jamison III : Hey, you know something? You really have lousy timing. Of course, born losers usually do.
Scott Heyward : Now look, if you're talking about the race...
James J. Jamison III : I'm talking about you sticking your nose in where it doesn't concern you. I hope you know how to take care of yourself. I call... karate!
Scott Heyward : Oh, shut up!
[Scott belts James with a Kid Galahad K.O. punch that knocks him over the sofa and out cold]
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Scott Heyward : Will you check by the desk and see if that package arrived yet?
Tom Wilson : First thing. If it's here I'll send it to you toot sweet. That's French for pronto.
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Scott Heyward : [on his car phone] Ellie? How'd you find me?
Ellie : Well, I've only been trying every mobile operator south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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'Tom Wilson' : [singing] I'm on the right track for lots of kissin', So that old greenback, I won't be missin', All the greatest things in life are free...
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Tom Wilson : I'm double-dating with a fellow millionaire, name of Jamison. Maybe you know him. He's in jammies.
Scott Heyward : He's in what?
Tom Wilson : Jammies! Well, you know, those little things that girls wear that are supposed to be nightgowns. He's in 'em!
Scott Heyward : He wears 'em?
Tom Wilson : No, he only makes 'em.
Scott Heyward : The jammies?
Tom Wilson : Eh, yeah.
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'Tom Wilson' : They tell me if you look deep enough into a fire, you can sometimes see into the future.
Dianne Carter : Well, what do you see?
'Tom Wilson' : [singing] I can see you now, Living like a Queen...
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'Tom Wilson' : Are you all right?
Dianne Carter : No. Turn around.
'Tom Wilson' : What's the matter?
Dianne Carter : I lost my top!
'Tom Wilson' : Oh, good timing. Jamison's swimming over here.
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Scott Heyward : [singing] When everyone thought the world was flat, Columbus said "It's round", He went down in history, And America was found...
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'Tom Wilson' : Alright everybody, get 'em while they're hot. Lobsters, clams, chicken, shrimp.
'Scott Heyward' : And bikinis, too.
'Tom Wilson' : [singing] Clambake, Gonna have a clambake, Clambake, Gonna have a clambake, Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake...
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Sam : I ran into that friend of yours at the hotel. He told me you were waiting for that package.
'Tom Wilson' : Oh, thanks.
Sam : He would have brought it over himself but he kind of had his hands full. I think one was a Sally and the other was a Ginger.
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'Tom Wilson' : [singing] Well, line up girls, I'll show you what to do...
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Scott Heyward : [singing] Anyone could tell, You think you know me well, But you don't know me...
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Scott Heyward : I don't want things easy! I wanna be able to make mistakes and work' em out - before you push the panic button, like at the plant.
Duster Heyward : Well now, I'm gettin' a little sick and tired of all this calf-bawlin' about panic button and trustin' and stuff like that there.