The Bobo (1967)

Peter Sellers: Juan Bautista

Quotes 

• Olimpia Segura : Take me home!

  Juan Bautista : Senorita, I can see that you are angry and you are completely justified. You are a lady of quality and you have been inconvenienced. Well, I am not going to allow the Count the satisfaction to arrive here and find you waiting for him. I shall request the bill immediately! Waiter, give this lady the check!

• Francisco Carbonell : I have a nose for talent! I can smell it. I smell nothing here, except, old socks and manchego cheese!

  Juan Bautista : I don't wish to argue with your sense of smell. All I am asking for is a moment's attention, that's all I am asking for. Please! Señor ! Give me one moment's attention.

• Francisco Carbonell : Why are you waiting?

  Juan Bautista : I'm not waiting.

  Francisco Carbonell : You look like a person who's waiting.

  Juan Bautista : I may look like a person who's waiting, but, I assure you, that in reality, I'm much more like a person who is not waiting.

  Francisco Carbonell : Please, go.

• Olimpia Segura : Who is it?

  Trinity Martinez : It's nothing, its only a gypsy.

  Juan Bautista : I am not a gypsy.

• Juan Bautista : Anyway, its all abandonment and pleasure. Its all part of life's rich pageant.

  Olimpia Segura : Do you always eat flowers?

  Juan Bautista : Yes. I believe, you see, that if a thing is beautiful to the eye and pleasant to the smell, why should it not be delicious to the taste? I like to enjoy life, with all my senses. Rrrrrr!

  Olimpia Segura : I'll drink to that.

• Juan Bautista : Let us go.

  Olimpia Segura : Another glass of champagne.

  Juan Bautista : No, you've had too much champagne.

  Olimpia Segura : Am I not, beautiful, when I'm drunk?

• Juan Bautista : [Reoccurring theme]  Meanwhile, may I take this opportunity to thank you for your kindnesses and, also, for the delicious cheese sandwiches.