The Spy in the Green Hat (1967)

Jack Palance: Louis Strago

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• Louis Strago : Your massaging my back not making love to me!

  Miss Diketon : Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Strago.

  Louis Strago : This is not the first time that I find it decidedly nauseating. The Uniform Code of First Procedures states quite clearly that the relationship between a THRUSH official and employee must be kept on the highest level.

• Louis Strago : Miss Diketon!

  Miss Diketon : Sir.

  Louis Strago : The skirt is too tight, the length is too short, the neckline is too low. You're working in a place of business! Now, try to conduct yourself accordingly.

• Louis Strago : Mr. Hitler didn't listen to you. THRUSH is prepared to listen, Dr. von Kronen. Indeed.

• Louis Strago : Miss Diketon!

  Miss Diketon : Sir.

  Louis Strago : Dictation, this time, Miss Diketon. A task at which you're - considerably more adept.

  Miss Diketon : Oh, yes, sir.

• Louis Strago : That U.N.C.L.E. agent, I assume Miss Diketon is still - toying with him?

  Dr. Heinrich von Kronen : Yep. She's still - toying with him.

• Pia Monteri : You touch me, I jump!

  Louis Strago : [smiling]  Would you really?

• Louis Strago : How is it that I would want to bring you with me to this island? You who embody all that is vulgar in the world.

  Pia Monteri : Ah-ah-ah! You stay away, you hear!

  Louis Strago : You fascinate me.

  Pia Monteri : You no touch me. You no touch me!

• Louis Strago : I am sick too. Sick of the very sight of you and your unclean mind which corrupts the very air that I breathe. You are dismissed, Miss Diketon.

• Louis Strago : Remember, those old duffers in there may look harmless, but, I can assure you that during the prohibition days they could have and would have torn either one of you apart for the price of a cigar. So, be careful. And, we want Solo alive.