Lord Love a Duck (1966)

Roddy McDowall: Alan Musgrave

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• Alan : Dear sweet simple minded Barbara Ann. Barbara Ann whose deepest and most heartfelt yearnings express with a kind of touching lyricism the total vulgarity of our time.

• Alan : Mollymauk doesn't fool around.

• Barbara Ann : What do you want from me? I'll be a cocktail waitress, like Marie... Oh, the hell I will. I'll do something else. I'll... I'll be a prostitute, that's what I'll be. You get to pick your customers. And you get paid for it. That sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it? I'll be a prostitute.

  Alan : [soberly]  Barbara Ann...

  Barbara Ann : Yes?

  Alan : There's been an accident... There has been an accident.

• Bob Barnard : [Alan has climbed up on a front-end loader]  Al, what are you doing on that big machine? Golly Moses, Al! What big teeth it has!

  Alan : All the better to eat you with, my dear!

• Alan : Personally, I've always thought a dirty mind and a sound body are even more rewarding.

• Alan : What's your final position on the screen test?

  Howard Greene : Over my dead body.

  Alan : If you say so.