- Lt. Dave Madden: Some are fetishists, some are sadists, some are masochists, then there are the simple voyeurs, the pediophiliacs, but even that's too neat, too much like rules. So we have the combinations. And I'm not talking about your uncle Charlie, who buys pin-up calendars, I mean the complicated pairing. The sado-masochist, the voyeur-masochist, the exhibitionists, the necrophiliacs.
- Norah Dain: You seem to know a lot about these things.
- Lt. Dave Madden: Someone should.
- Marian Freeman: I never wore a bra until I was 28. And then for a fast ten minutes. Some quack convinced me it helped firm the muscles. I don't like being fenced in. It's a hang-up of mine.
- Norah Dain: There are some things a girl prefers to pick out herself. And high on the list, right underneath lipstick, is a bed partner.
- Norah Dain: I don't care what your problem is and I don't care if you ARE sick. To me you're an animal! You, with a wife and child at home... you're a dirty, disgusting animal!
- Marian Freeman: You gotta learn to handle 'em baby. If you're gonna make it in show biz you're gonna run into some pretty weird types. Of course, that is assuming you mean to make it on your feet. Uh... so to speak. No offense.