The Intelligence Men (1965)

William Franklyn: Colonel Grant

Quotes 

• Eric Morecambe : Are there any birds involved?

  Reed : Birds?

  Eric Morecambe : Birds, son. He knows nothing. Birds. Beautiful spies with negligees and things.

  Colonel Grant : There's never been an operation yet that hasn't exploited the... physical attractions of women.

  Eric Morecambe : Physical attractions of women. A, well, you see, that changes the whole thing completely because if I'm going to get involved with fast women, who use... sex...

  [to Ernie] 

  Eric Morecambe : I'm sorry about that.

  Ernie Sage : That's all right.

  Eric Morecambe : ...who use sex for their own unscrupulous ends, well... I'm the man for the job.