- Donna Peyton: Willard, you're a hero!
- Willard Woodward: What?
- Donna Peyton: It says here, right in the paper, in this paper, right here.
- Willard Woodward: Let me see.
- Donna Peyton: It says all about how you fought a bunch of robbers in Halloween masks who were trying to rob a bank truck.
- Willard Woodward: Yeah, I see. Some hero, I didn't even know it. And it's a good thing, if I did, I would have been scared.