Jack Mullaney: Igor
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Quotes
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[Igor gets clobbered by one of Dr. Goldfoot's female robots]
Igor : I wish I was dead... *again*!
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Dr. Goldfoot : [as Igor is monitoring Diane's activity with Craig on a closed circuit TV screen] Igor!
Igor : Yes, Dr. Goldfoot?
Dr. Goldfoot : You bumbling idiot!
Igor : I did something wrong?
Dr. Goldfoot : "Something wrong?" - you sent her to the wrong man, that's what you did wrong.
Igor : I did?
Dr. Goldfoot : Yes! That's Craig Gamble, and he hasn't got a penny.
Igor : But Dr. Goldfoot, I thought...
Dr. Goldfoot : "You thought" - that's just the trouble. You leave the thinking to me, and we'll be much better off. Ha! Creating a lovely creature like that to waste her... "ammunition" on a, on a *pauper*! Fie on you! You're an idiot!
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Dr. Goldfoot : You know, Igor, I'm beginning to regret that I brought you back to life.
Igor : Why?
Dr. Goldfoot : You're inept. Obtuse. Uncouth. Unlettered. Ungrateful. Uncooperative. Uncouth...
Igor : You said "uncouth," Dr. Goldfoot.
Dr. Goldfoot : ...and unnecessary. But then, that's what I get for... digging up a gravedigger.
[pats Igor on the shoulder, as Igor hangs his head]
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Dr. Goldfoot : [Igor has gotten locked in one of the cells in Dr. Goldfoot's dungeon] You know, Igor, by rights I should put this beam through your worthless skull and leave you here to *rot*!
Igor : But Doctor...
Dr. Goldfoot : My empire, everything I've created is in jeopardy.
Igor : Oh, no...
Dr. Goldfoot : Oh, yes. We must stop them before they reach the authorities.
Igor : I'll do my very best!
Dr. Goldfoot : Oh, not *that*.
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Diane : I won't forget it again, doctor.
Dr. Goldfoot : No. I'm sure you won't, after you've been disciplined in the chair.
Diane : Oh!
Igor : Oh, no, doctor.
Dr. Goldfoot : Oh, yes.
