Susan Hart: Diane
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Quotes
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Diane : Thank heavens you came along, darling. I'm completely flat!
Todd Armstrong : [checks out her gold bikini] I wouldn't say that.
Diane : The tire, dear boy. The tire!
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Diane : Aren't you nice! I declare, there's somethin' about you that makes my little ole heart go flipity-flipity. It's amazin'.
Craig Gamble : And you're amazing. Mind if I sit down?
Diane : Reckon I'd swoon if you would... Mr. Armstrong.
Craig Gamble : No. No, my name is Gamble. Craig Gamble.
Diane : Aw, you're funnin' with me. I just know you're Todd Armstrong.
Craig Gamble : No, I tell you my name is Craig Gamble. I'm with Secret Intelligence Command. What's your name, beautiful?
Diane : Diane.
Craig Gamble : Something in your eye?
Diane : Mmm hmm. Little ol' you. Reckon I'm takin' care of you from now on, sweetie.
Craig Gamble : I've already got a mother.
Diane : Silly boy, not like a mother.
Craig Gamble : A sister?
Diane : Keep talkin'.
Craig Gamble : What else is there?
Diane : You've reached votin' age and you all don't know what else?
Craig Gamble : [Clears his throat] Well, well I...
Diane : How would you like to kiss me? I just adore being kissed. In fact, I'm just insatiable?
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Craig Gamble : How would you like a drink?
Diane : But, who needs it?
Craig Gamble : Well, I thought maybe you'd want a drink because...
Diane : Come here, Tiger.
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Craig Gamble : What's a rotten girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Diane : Why don't we traipse on over to your place and talk about honey child.
Craig Gamble : Honey child, let's traipse.
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Diane : When people are nice to me, I'm nice to them, Todd Armstrong.
Todd Armstrong : Todd Armstrong? I...
Diane : Shhh. Don't break the spell.
[kiss]
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Todd Armstrong : Mmm. Whoever you are, honey, I could, I could love you to pieces.
Diane : What took you so long. I knew that the moment I saw you.
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Diane : Are you as happy as I am, lover?
Todd Armstrong : Am I! I am in orbit. Gimme.
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Diane : I won't forget it again, doctor.
Dr. Goldfoot : No. I'm sure you won't, after you've been disciplined in the chair.
Diane : Oh!
Igor : Oh, no, doctor.
Dr. Goldfoot : Oh, yes.
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Diane : Coffee, Tea or Loving?
D.J. Pevney : What do you think?
[to Craig and Todd]
D.J. Pevney : Fellas, the minute I saw this little Austrian cookie, it was love at first sight.
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[last lines]
Diane : [in Spanish] You're next, Mister.
