Frankie Avalon: Craig Gamble
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Diane : Aren't you nice! I declare, there's somethin' about you that makes my little ole heart go flipity-flipity. It's amazin'.
Craig Gamble : And you're amazing. Mind if I sit down?
Diane : Reckon I'd swoon if you would... Mr. Armstrong.
Craig Gamble : No. No, my name is Gamble. Craig Gamble.
Diane : Aw, you're funnin' with me. I just know you're Todd Armstrong.
Craig Gamble : No, I tell you my name is Craig Gamble. I'm with Secret Intelligence Command. What's your name, beautiful?
Diane : Diane.
Craig Gamble : Something in your eye?
Diane : Mmm hmm. Little ol' you. Reckon I'm takin' care of you from now on, sweetie.
Craig Gamble : I've already got a mother.
Diane : Silly boy, not like a mother.
Craig Gamble : A sister?
Diane : Keep talkin'.
Craig Gamble : What else is there?
Diane : You've reached votin' age and you all don't know what else?
Craig Gamble : [Clears his throat] Well, well I...
Diane : How would you like to kiss me? I just adore being kissed. In fact, I'm just insatiable?
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Craig Gamble : How would you like a drink?
Diane : But, who needs it?
Craig Gamble : Well, I thought maybe you'd want a drink because...
Diane : Come here, Tiger.
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Craig Gamble : What's a rotten girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Diane : Why don't we traipse on over to your place and talk about honey child.
Craig Gamble : Honey child, let's traipse.
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D.J. Pevney : With the whole free world in an uproar, how could you sit in that office mooning over some *babe* you picked up in a cafeteria?
Craig Gamble : I resent you calling her a babe, Uncle Donald. She's a fine, upstanding girl - with character.
D.J. Pevney : You didn't say anything about her character yesterday. All you were talking about was her legs!
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D.J. Pevney : What is your code number?
Craig Gamble : [beaming proudly] Double-O and-a-half.
D.J. Pevney : [mockingly] "Double-O and-a-half." And you fancy yourself as a secret agent... Why, they won't even allow you to carry a gun, until you get a digit instead of a fraction!
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Craig Gamble : Uncle Donald, well, at least can you give me your opinion?
D.J. Pevney : All right, I will: YOU'RE NUTS!
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Craig Gamble : Uncle Donald, this is the real thing!
D.J. Pevney : Your career is the real thing and you're kicking it right in the pants!
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D.J. Pevney : Now, you see all these red flags. Trouble spots. South-Eastern Asia. The Caribbean. The Congo. I'll give you one guess as to who's responsible?
Craig Gamble : Me?
D.J. Pevney : Well, I'm not talking about Mickey Mouse!
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Craig Gamble : Be careful. She's dangerous, tricky and sexy!
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Craig Gamble : [During Dr. Goldfoot's tour of his dungeon, they run across Annette Funicello in the pillory] It can't be.
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Todd Armstrong : Craig, you've had a pretty rough week. How would you like a little vacation in Paris?
Craig Gamble : Oh, I don't think I could...
Todd Armstrong : As my guest.
Craig Gamble : Oui! Oui!
