Cat Ballou (1965)
Tom Nardini: Jackson Two-Bears
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Quotes
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Jackson Two-Bears : Kid, Kid, what a time to fall off the wagon. Look at your eyes.
Kid Shelleen : What's wrong with my eyes?
Jackson Two-Bears : Well they're red, bloodshot.
Kid Shelleen : You ought to see 'em from my side.
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Jackson Two-Bears : He's a murderer, a hired killer. His nose was bit off in a fight.
Frankie Ballou : If I was gonna be scared, I'd be scared of the fella who bit it off, not him!
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[Jackson slugs Clay]
Clay Boone : Well, what was that for?
Jackson Two-Bears : Well, everyone else was doin' it. I got the right to share in the fun without regard to race, creed or color according to the Fourteenth Amendment.
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Cat Ballou : Jackson, what's happening?
Jackson Two-Bears : It's ghost sickness.
Cat Ballou : What's that?
Jackson Two-Bears : In this Indian religion, see, we believe what the gods did when they made a man crazy was they made him fall in love.
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Cat Ballou : What am I gonna do?
Jackson Two-Bears : They got a gun fighter. You get a gun fighter.
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Jackson Two-Bears : [after slugging someone during a brawl] Sholom Aleichem!
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Cat Ballou : Jackson, what's happening?
Jackson Two-Bears : It's ghost sickness.
Cat Ballou : What's that?
Jackson Two-Bears : In this Indian religion, see, we believe what the gods did when they made a man crazy was they made him fall in love.
Cat Ballou : Well, that's very poetic, Jackson. But what does that have to do with us? Who's in love? And with who?
Jackson Two-Bears : [correcting her grammar] With "whom."
Jackson Two-Bears : [chuckles] Well, now, that's another question.
Cat Ballou : Jackson, what am I gonna' do?
Jackson Two-Bears : Ain't much you can do about it. I reckon I'll see you later, ma'am.
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Jackson Two-Bears : Don't call me 'Lo'!