Carry on Cowboy (1965)

Alan Gifford: Commissioner

Quotes 

• Commissioner : Send him a marshal. Anything for peace.

  Perkins : That's just the trouble, sir. We haven't any available.

  Commissioner : Nobody? What about that big head who's always hanging around here looking for work? What's his name? Dillon. What's he doing?

  Perkins : Six months.

• Perkins : It's another telegram from Stodge City, sir. Judge Burke. He's the mayor there, you know.

  Commissioner : Burke? Oh yeah, I remember him in law school. He's a bum.

  Perkins : I didn't know you studied at law school, sir.

  Commissioner : I didn't. I was the janitor.