Lon Chaney Jr.: Bruno
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Quotes
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[opening titles; sung]
Bruno, The Chauffeur : Screams and moans and bats and bones / Teenage monsters in haunted homes / The ghosts on the stair / The vampires bite / Better beware, there's a full moon tonight / Cannibal spiders creep and crawl / Boys and ghouls having a ball / Frankenstein, Dracula and even the Mummy / Are sure to end up in somebody's tummy / Take a fresh rodent, some toadstools and weeds / And add an old owl and the young one she breeds / Mix in seven legs from an eight-legged beast / And then you're all set for a cannibal feast / Sit round the fire with this cup of brew / A fiend and a werewolf on each side of you / This cannibal orgy is strange to behold / In the maddest story ever told
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Bruno, The Chauffeur : Just because something isn't good doesn't mean it's bad.
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Elizabeth : What's it gonna do, Bruno?
Bruno, The Chauffeur : Well, it's gonna it's gonna make a big flash and go bang!
Virginia : Oh boy!
