They All Died Laughing (1964)

Leo McKern: Professor Kerris Bowles-Ottery

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• Hotel Manageress : Good evening Professor - did you enjoy your constitutional?

  Professor Kerris Bowles-Ottery : Yes indeed, very bracing. I've worked up a good appetite for dinner.

  Hotel Manageress : Dinner is at seven sharp if you don't mind.

  Professor Kerris Bowles-Ottery : Seven? That's a bit early for my gastric juices.

  Hotel Manageress : If you don't mind though. The cook leaves at eight and she has the washing up to do before she goes. The Catering Wages Act, you know.

  Professor Kerris Bowles-Ottery : Yes. Well I must rush if I'm to get a bath before dinner.

  Hotel Manageress : I'm afraid the hot water system is being overhauled I think the water should be quite warm.

  Professor Kerris Bowles-Ottery : That sounds positively cosy.

  Hotel Manageress : Anything we can do...