Crooks in Cloisters (1964)

Barbara Windsor: Bikini

Quotes 

• Bikini : Pity you don't get well educated like Willy the poet.

  Walt : Cut the cackle.

• Bikini : Never mind about this schneid Rhino, what about this schneid island?

• Willy : Come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove that hills and valleys, dale and field, and all the craggy mountains yield.

  Bikini : That was smashing Willy, smashing!

• Bikini : Well I'm stating right here and now that this potwatching lark is a royal load of poo.

• Bikini : Now come on puff off the pair of you!

• Bikini : 'Ere you are brothers - get stuck in!